𝗹𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗮𝗻 , 𝖻𝗍𝗌 𝟪𝗍𝗁 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 ☑ (wattys 2018&2019)

im disowning you

swag monster & prince seokjin

swag monster
oppa

prince seokjin
yes?

swag monster
what did the buffalo say to his son as he was leaving.

prince seokjin
what

swag monster
bison

prince seokjin
...

swag monster
did you hear about the kidnapping. don't worry he woke up.

prince seokjin
oh my god

swag monster
what do you call a fake noodle. an impasta.

prince seokjin
i'm disowning you

swag monster
what do you call a sad cup of coffee. a depresso.

prince seokjin
now i know how the others feel

swag monster
why is the stadium so cold. it has lots of fans.

prince seokjin
s t o p

swag monster
what did one ocean say to the other. nothing that just waved.

prince seokjin
you're grounded

swag monster
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