Craig: who's idea was this again?
Kyle: mine
Cartman: of course now I understand
Stan: let's just get this over with *spins bottle* Craig and Kyle
Kenny: Craig you have the choice of kiss on cheek make out or kiss on the lips and you can only use your kiss on cheek twice so choose wisely
Craig: Kyle ain't that bad but I wouldn't snog him so kiss on lips *kisses Kyle on lips*
Kyle: okay! next*spins bottle* me and Kenny why me again?
Kenny: hmmm ill make out with Kyle *pins Kyle to floor making out with him*
Stan: okay *spins bottle* Craig and cartman
Cartman: we'll shit
Stan: cartman pick what to do to Craig
Cartman: only two kiss on cheeks?
Kyle: yep
Cartman: fine *kisses Craig on cheek* why are we doing this again Stan hasn't even gone once *spins bottle* Kyle and Stan there we go Kyle what will you do
Kenny: this isn't Pokemon
Kyle: *smirks* make out
Kenny: fuck yeah
Cartman: dirty Jew dirty
Kyle: *seductive voice to stan* come here baby *pounces on Stan snogging him and kissing down his neck.*
Craig: never ever never again nope * walks up and shuts of camera*
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South Park randomness (completed)
De TodoThe life of the south parkers and random skits and lots of other stuff contains yoai!!!!!
