the 100 group chat

one

*octavia blake added bellamy blake, jasper jordan, clarke griffin, john murphy, finn collins, and raven reyes to the group chat*

octavia: you're all going to hate me but hi

murphy: we already do.

clarke: suck my dick, murphy

bellamy: woah there clarke

murphy: you don't have one

raven: are you assuming her gender??

clarke: ew wait why is finn here????????  

octavia: wait wdym

clarke: i broke up with him. remember?

octavia: shit.

*octavia removed finn collins from the chat*

bellamy: not that i'm complaining, but why did you break up with him?

raven: that's a story for another time

bellamy: i've got nothing but time

clarke: finn cheated on me

murphy: i love drama, continue

jasper: asshole

murphy: i hope you choke

clarke: 🙄

bellamy: with who? i'll kill her

raven: ouch

clarke: he cheated on me with raven you dimwit

bellamy: tf

raven: don't kill me please

clarke: like he could.

bellamy: she's right. i only want my hands on one person.

murphy: kinky

murphy: octavia why did you create this?

octavia: well for one i was bored and i have tea. two school starts in a week & our school years are always filled w drama. i figured it would be easier to rant to all of each other

clarke: im not ranting in this chat mostly because i hate bellamy and dont trust murphy

murphy: how can u not trust me?? i promised to get you ice cream and i did

clarke: but was it the kind i like? no

murphy: how was i supposed to know you wanted cookie dough?

jasper: oh you did not just go there

raven: run

bellamy: you're a dead man

octavia: you know how obsessed clarke is with cookie dough

clarke: ...

murphy: clarke

clarke: you're lucky you are a year older and i can't whoop your ass in the middle of class

raven: clarke sweetie

clarke: okay yeah i know. juniors and seniors have gym together but we might not have the same gym. but i wanna beat him up so i hope we do

bellamy: you're so overdramatic

murphy: now you are the dead man my friend

clarke: at least im not a selfish dick

octavia: OKAAAAYYY

octavia: who wants to hear about the shit that went down in the mall?

bellamy: we'll pretend i didnt already hear it but uh tell us

clarke: raven, harper, and me are going to your house tonight for a sleepover. you'll get an earful then don't worry.

murphy: can i come?

raven: speaking of harper i'm gonna add her

clarke: why would you wanna come?

murphy: don't sleepovers always consist of pizza?? i love pizza

octavia: yes raven add her i lost her number

bellamy: yes murphy they do. but it also consists of them giggling like little girls over dumb shit

jasper: i like giggling. i'm coming too

murphy: as long as we don't watch girly ass movies idc

clarke: ugh this was supposed to be a girls night wtf

raven: it's actually working out perfectly

*raven added harper*

clarke: why is that?

raven: it's perfect for getting you and bellamy together ;)