eighteen

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*the next day*

lincoln: literally everyone in the house is gone??

octavia: fr where is everyone??

clarke: bell & i were the first to leave and we're at a coffee shop down the street. idk where everyone else is

raven: im in my room

murphy: im in ravens room

bellamy: ahem

murphy: don't ahem me

bellamy: ahem ahem

harper: uh monty and i are at mcdonald's cause i'm a hungry fat pig

octavia: get me an egg and cheese biscuit i'll pay you back

harper: kk

lincoln: where's jasper?

clarke: sleeping

octavia: how do you know?

clarke: it's jasper. he always sleeps in. plus, last night he was dancing on the pool table until like two am. i had to tell him to shut the fuck up cause he isn't a stripper

jasper: sickle

raven: WHAT

jasper: whore

murphy: WHAT

jasper: zunid

bellamy: that sounds like a food

bellamy: i mean

bellamy: WHAT

clarke: hes prolly sleep texting us

harper: is that a thing?

bellamy: clarke does it all the time

octavia: tmi

bellamy: u want tmi? clarke and i

clarke: i had to snatch his phone away from him

clarke: THAt iS YOUR SISTER

bellamy: damn

bellamy: so i cant tell them that we fucked last night

raven: WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT

murphy: YEE BOY

clarke: BELLAMY ROBERT BLAKE

bellamy: yes

clarke: im not kissing you for a week

bellamy: you're not just punishing me. that's punishing you too

lincoln: hey guys, are we still on for that game of football later?

murphy: hell yeah

monty: yes

raven: DONT TEXT AND DRIVE

monty: IM INSIDE MCDONALD'S

raven: good boy

bellamy: im looking forward to beating you assholes

jasper: it's uneven though. five guys. we need six.

harper: theres this mcdonald's worker here from our school

octavia: why tf are they working down here??

harper: idk but he gave us our food and we kinda had an awkward 'i know u but we'll pretend i dont' conversation.

bellamy: who is it?

harper: tbh idk his first name but everyone calls him miller

clarke: OMFG I LOVE HIM

bellamy: EXCUSE ME

clarke: hes gay

clarke: I LOVE HIM

raven: ISNT THAT THE GUY THAT MADE U PISS YOUR PANTS IN SCIENCE

clarke: HES SO FUNNY OMFG

murphy: hes chill, i have his number if we decide we want him to play football w us

clarke: add him

lincoln: im actually offended i thought i was the funny one

jasper: same

bellamy: she's not even your girlfriend. i can't even kiss her

clarke: aw :(

clarke: your fault

bellamy: :\

clarke: <333

bellamy: :<

bellamy: stop laughing

bellamy: that's not funny

raven: :>

bellamy: STOP

bellamy: SHES LAUGHING SO LOUD PEOPLE ARE STARING AT US

murphy: ;>>

monty: 8D

harper: :}

jasper: :•

lincoln: -_-

octavia: 0_0

clarke: GUYS STOP I CANT BREATHE

bellamy: okay i think it's time to take you back to the house before someone snatches you up and takes you to a mental hospital

clarke: you wouldn't let anyone snatch me up

bellamy: you're right i would be the one taking you

clarke: TWO WEEKS

bellamy: DAMN

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