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raven: where the hell is bellamy and clarke??

lincoln: i have no idea, weren't they just in front of you guys??

octavia: yeah. clarke texted me she said she had to pee, so they pulled over at the rest stop we just passed

bellamy: she's been complaining about it for the last hour, and we were literally in the middle of no where so

octavia: ARE YOU TEXTING AND DRIVING

bellamy: NO DUMB DUMB

raven: LOL

murphy: jasper said stop laughing you're distracting him

raven: i know that we're in the same car

murphy: we are?

murphy: raven just hit me

clarke: stop abusing each other

bellamy: ARE U SERIOUSLY TEXTING US FROM THE BATHROOM

clarke: babe

clarke: it's called toilet texting

clarke: also, there's this girl next to me and she keeps farting and making groaning noises, i'm trying so hard not to laugh

lincoln: tell her to stop

clarke: what if she sends her farts in my direction

bellamy: thats not how it works princess

clarke: clearly she's the farting queen, it's how it works now

octavia: I CANT BREATHE

harper: OCTAVIA'S FACE IS SO RED I CANNOT

murphy: gotta say this is one of the weirdest conversations we've ever had

murphy: STOP HITTING ME

raven: NO

clarke: STOP HITTING EACH OTHER

bellamy: CLARKE CAN U TAKE ANY LONGER

bellamy: oh hi i see you

bellamy: don't text and walk

bellamy: i told u bitch

raven: what

clarke: ow

bellamy: she just walked into a wall

harper: only clarke

clarke: bellamy that hurt

bellamy: stop texting so it doesn't happen again

clarke: okay

raven: they're gonna do the thing

harper: in the car?

raven: yes.

bellamy: we're not having sex for the first time in my car

raven: THE THING

murphy: you guys haven't fucked yet?

clarke: no. i'm prolly bad at it lol

octavia: and suddenly i'm uncomfortable

lincoln: SKSKSKDK

bellamy: thats not why tho

clarke: true

raven: CLARKE

clarke: YES

raven: you're a virgin?

clarke: would u look at the time we gotta go

murphy: there's no way she's a virgin

harper: what makes u say that?

lincoln: clarke is hot

murphy: exactly

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