Age of Atticus

Chapter 7: Douche Nugget

"Seth get the fuck out of my bedroom!" I yelled throwing pillow after pillow over my head as Seth was screaming to get me out of bed. "Dean you're gonna pay for this you asshole." I said looking over at him who was laughing.

I was not laughing.

I got out of bed and picked up a plastic cup I had in the room and threw it at him. Seth winced and laughed. "GET! OUT! NOW!" I yelled pushing him out of the room. I looked to my husband who was laughing. I sarcastically laughed before crossing my arms. "Hey dicktips, you're in huge trouble after that. Mack is coming over and you're confined in our room and I mean that. You and I will talk when I get home."

"Come on Atty he's just eager to train with his baby sister."

"At six am? He could've woken the kids up you jerk?! Did you even think of them?"

"Honestly? No I didn't but they're fine. Mavis is like me, noise doesn't bother her. Carter and Maverick are like you though, they can sleep through anything."

The baby monitor went off with Maverick crying. "Really? He can Dean? I'm getting the baby and I'm bringing him in here for you to take of for the day. Text Mack when he needs to formula and stuff."

I changed into work out clothes before being Maverick in and leaving the house with Seth. "I'm sorry about waking you up like this, At."

"Oh shut up, douche nugget. I know you did it for Dean. I don't care anymore. You're just trying to cheer him up and I'm not gonna lie, I didn't mind it. It brought a smile to his face."

"Yeah? You think so?" He asked sarcastically and I kicked him as we entered the training center.

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"I think you should be good At to get back in the ring for the Rumble. Just talk to Steph." Seth said as he pulled into the driveway.

"Yeah fine I will. I'll send her a text we should go out for lunch. Thanks for the workout Seth. Do you want to stay for dinner?"

" What is it?"

"Chinese. Mavis's boyfriend brought it over."

"You know I can't pass up Chinese."

I shook my head as we walked into my house. Everyone grabbed some Chinese and then I headed upstairs to Dean. "The workout was good right? Come over here and thank me with a nice kiss."

"Not so fast there bucko. I was woken up at six a.m this morning and that is not okay with me when I only have to go down the road. Since this was your idea and you let him in the house, you're not getting anything from me but a crisp middle finger." I held up the finger and sat on the end of the bed eating the food that was brought to me.

"Well shit babe. This was my plan all along so I don't care."

"Excuse me?"

"Atty you know I'm not that smart."

"No Dean you're not very book smart. None of us in this family are dipstick."

"Alright enough with the name calling Bob Barker."

"Enough with bossing me around Lucy."

"Hey stop making references to old tv Peter."

"Stop being such a dillhole Kelso."

"I'm gonna punt you over the fence Garfield."

I fake gasped. "Well that was very mean and unnecessary like you Zemo."

He fake gasped. "At least I'm not mean and stupid like you Captain Boomerang."

"You're a dirty dog Michael a dirty dirty dog!"

"And you're a bitch Seth. A bitchy bitch bitch."

I gasped for real. "Did you just call me Seth?"

"Oh shit." He whispered in fear.

"You Dean Ambrose are done for. My foot is gonna go so far up your ass."

"Hey maybe I like it!"

"Alright, you're disgusting."

I got off the bed and walked into the closet before coming out to see Dean with roses. "How the nugget did you get roses that fast?" I asked.

"I'm sorry baby girl. I love you and I won't call you Seth again."

"That's what you said the last time too."

"I'm really sorry bub."

"Yeah I know you are."

I sat on his lap and kissed him before running my hand through his hair. "Can you just give me a little something something?"

"No Dean. Reason one: you just had surgery. Reason two: I'm not getting any. Reason three: you're a douche nugget."

"Awe that's understandable thanks for being honest with me baby girl."

"No problem bub."