Shiro: "I WANNA DIE"
Hunk: *after someone says something like share your dessert with insert random name here* "Share? But... it's Reese's Pieces!"
Keith: *awkwardly trying to start a conversation with strangers* "So... Peter Pan's racist..."
Lance: *about to try pepper* "It can't be THAT spicy..." *3 seconds later* "OH MY F#@%ING GOD MY THROAT IS LITERALLY ON FIRE!"
Pidge: *after a friend says I have a crush on you or something* "Great. Now I have to change my name and leave the country."
Author's note: My AroAce ass can't take that
Allura: *wearing comfy pajamas* "IT IS MY BIRTHDAY I CAN WEAR WHATEVER I WANT!!!"
Coran: "I hate this meaningless garbage! I prefer doing relevant things. That's why I've been customizing a Barbie doll for the past 4 months!!"
Matt: *to friend running while crossing the street* "STOP DRAGGING ME! I DON'T WANNA DIE TODAY, I HAVEN'T WATCHED THE INCREDIBLES 2 YET!!!!"
Author's note #2: I watched it a few days later and I loved it, so thank god I'm alive
Lotor: "Why do people care about World Cup so much? Oh, these morons like kicking balls, let's turn it into a long international holiday!"
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Some weirdo who likes Voltron
FanfictionI saw many of these, so why not make one myself? Just a bunch of opinions, memes, head cannons and stuff. I do NOT own Voltron: Legendary Defender.
