Sorry it took so long. I used to type up my story up on my ipad, but then i smashed that with a hammer. It was fun btw. So it took me a while to scrounge up a laptop. I promise I wont smash this one. Anyways, enjoy the next chapter!
Chapter Five
"What is the matter with you?" I asked in angry bewilderment. "Have you gone mad?"
"No, I haven't gone mad you silly," She teased. "I am only giving you the chance do date the most wonderful girl in the whole world."
"I think I'm going to be sick!" I heard Shawn say. I felt the same way.
Martha pretended not to hear him. "You should be lucky." She said. "I'm only the most beautiful, sensitive, and lovable person you have ever met."
I heard Shawn throw up. I'm not kidding, he actually threw up. Samantha looked disgusted.
Again, Martha took no notice.
"Why would you force me into this?!" I cried. "What have I done to you?"
She put her hands behind her back in a flirting way. "Nothing." She said. "It's just easier this way."
I thought to myself she does not know how to flirt.
"Anyways, back to business." She said calmly. "Who is going to be sacrificed first?"
"None of us," I said forcefully. "I won't allow it." There was no way I was going to let my friends be killed just so she could have a boyfriend. She could try beiing nice. Or stop being a brat. Or move to china. I really liked the last idea. her
"If only there was a way to get her to not like me," I thought. "I could tell her I that I hate her. Or I could tell her I didn't want to date her." But then I had the best idea. "Maybe I could..."
Aaron's scream interrupted my thoughts. I looked up and saw Martha holding the knife against Shawn's throat. "Goodbye, Sheen." Martha said evily.
"It's Shawn!" Shawn yelled. "Not Sheen!"
"Whatever." Martha said. "Prepare to die, Sheen. Nothing will stop me!"
I realized if I wanted to put my plan into action, it had better be now.
"Martha!" I exclaimed. "If you let him go, I'll... I'll kiss you."
"Gasp!" Aaron said. (Did I mention he can be a girl sometimes?)
Martha pumped her fist. She pulled the knife away from Shawn.
I signaled for Samantha to come over to me. She seemed to understand. She came over and whispered in my ear, "You are not going to kiss her, right?" She inquired.
"Of course not!" I whispered. "I'm not that stupid. Just stand by me, ok?" I asked.
"Ok." She said.
Martha walked over to us.
"Ok," I said. "You can only kiss me if you keep your eyes open."
"Whatever you say wonderfull." Said said in that un-sexy voice. She leaned in with her lips puckered.
I put phase two of my plan into action. I jerked my head to the side. Instead of kissing Martha, I planted one on Samantha. Amazingly, she didn't pull away.
This would put phase three of my plan into action. If there was anything that martha's obsession for me was good for, it was making her jealous.
Martha started to throw a fit. "No fair, no fair!" She screamed. "That's my man! Get away from him. she threw the knife at Samantha. She just managed to duck before the knife almost hit her face.
While Martha was busy screaming things I've never heard people say, i turned to Samantha and told her to kiss me again. If all went to plan, Martha would eventually throw the key at someone.
Samantha agreed. "Yoo-hoo!" She hollered. "Martha!"
Right as Martha turned to look at her, Samantha grabbed me by the collar, and pulled me in again. did I mention I was enjoying this? But only a little.
That threw Martha over the edge. "I'm going to kill you you idiot!" She yelled. (She didn't really say idiot, but I can't put what she said on papaer or else my mom might kill me.) She took the key out of her pocket, and threw it at Samantha. She tried to catch it, but the key must have been sharp, because she gave a little yelp and grabbed her hand. The key landed at my feet, a drop of blood on it. I snatched it up. "Come on everybody!" i yelled. "Let's get out of here!" I unlocked the door and pulled it open just in time to see everyone except for Martha barrel outside of the classroom.
I shut the door behind me and locked it. At least Martha won't bother us for a while.
"Um, Tony?" Samantha asked.
I turned to look at her. Her cheeks were a little red. "Yes?" I flashed a smile I hoped wasn't too unattractive.
"How are we supposed to get back to the real world?"
