This is your reaction every time Connor dies and comes back to life ok...ok (I can't stop laughing at Hank's reactions)
Damien shoots Connor then himself
You walked into the office and saw Connor at your desk he turned towards you when he noticed your presence
Connor: hello Lieutenant
You: what the shit balls!?
Connor: my name is Connor I'm the android sent by Cyberlife
You: this motherfucker
You were shocked you bit onto your hand to see if you were dreaming
You: you-no I...what? Motherfucker, you got shot in the head last night
You walked up to him and presses your fingers in between his eyes
You: right between the fucking eyes
You poked his head a few times before retreating your hand
Connor: my predecessor was unfortunately destroyed but CyberLife transferred its memory and sent me to replace it this incident should not affect the investigation
You: oh? So CyberFuck sent a new fucking body huh?
Y/n↓-Complicated
You: top five bullshit moments of all fucking time
Connor died chasing Kara and Alice( #mygurls)
You were sleeping in the back of Hank's car when the door opened on the passenger side
You: Hank just pass me my food don't put it in the seat
You leaned up and looked up front then instantly felt like punching yourself in the face seeing Connor in the passenger seat
You: oh my fucking fuck!
You pulled out your gun and pointed it at him slowly getting up and climbing in front of the wheel you squinted your eyes before lowering your gun
You: god fucking dammit CyberFuck!
Connor: hello Lieutenant it took me a while to find you
You: this shit is pissing me off if you die I'd appreciate it if you'd stay dead
Connor: unfortunately my predecessor was destroyed but CyberLife transferred its memory and sent me to replace it this incident should not affect the investigation
You: the investigation? bitch, you got hit by a fucking truck and yet here you are sitting here as if nothing happened
Connor: a machine was destroyed and another machine was sent to replace it I don't understand what's upsetting you
Y/n↓
You:...
You turned your head towards the window and lifted your arm up showing him a "welcome back from the dead" middle finger
Connor died while chasing Rupert
You stepped out the shower finishing your song Connor said the information about the song and you grabbed your gun that was under your sink shot him in the shoulder
Y/n↓-Hated
You: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK YOU IMMORTAL JACKASS!?
Connor: I'm sorry you would not answer the door so I had to find a way to come in
You: you can't go through a chase for shit but you sure know how to fuck up my life *groans* this is getting so fucking annoying
Connor: a machine was destroyed and I came to replace it why are you so upset about it?
You:...get the fuck out before I kill you
Drunk Hank shoots him
The three of you were in the elevator your life wanted to fucking end when this immortal dude was awkwardly standing there
You: I heard Hank shot you last night...did you have to come back this time?
Connor: why did you shoot me last night?
Hank: *exhales* who cares you're back this morning aren't ya?
Connor: some fragments of memory are lost everytime I'm destroyed it slows down the investigation-
Y/n↓
You: listen, asshole
You stepped in front of him and slightly pushed him
You: try not to die today cause I swear-
Hank: alright Y/n
Hank knew if he let you go on you'd destroy him and neither of you would be satisfied because he'd come back anyway
He got killed at the broadcast tower
You and Hank rolled up at Kamski's place and you cursed our your life, your world, and the human race because Connor was standing there waiting for you
{Insert Triggered bar}
You and Hank stepped out the car and stood some feet away from Connor
You: still fucking immortal huh Connor?
Connor: in a way...
Hank: you know we were hoping you wouldn't come back
Connor: I'm just a machine replacing another machine lieutenants you shouldn't get emotional about to
Y/n↓ Hank↓
You: oh suck my dick you artificial bitch
You walked past Connor leaving him and Hank
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Godamn androids(Connor x reader)
Kurgu OlmayanYou were a talented detective just like Hank you were home at the time and a plastic asshole knocked on your door
