Godamn androids(Connor x reader)

Bitches Die

So you and Connor got a call talking about they found a body hanging in an abandoned building you had just assumed it was a suicide but someone found evidence that it could have possibly been a murder

You: I don't believe there's been a murder after everything that happened in the past year

Connor: we'll confirm it ourselves if it was a murder or suicide

You: hey you sound like RK800 again

Connor: shut up TX800

You: I said only I could call myself that

Connor: I gave myself a pass

You chuckled as you pulled up to this abandoned place

You: Hanky Panky!

Hank: don't call me that

You: heh sorry so what's the deal with this?

Hank: I don't know but I gotta bad feeling about it

You: oh c'mon don't be so Hank-xious

Hank:...

You:...

Connor: *holding back laughter*

Hank: *sighs* I need a new partner

You: shit fuck sorry but how come your son gets to laugh and you don't say anything!?

Hank: Jesus...Y/n go home

You: but I just got here

Hank: exactly

You: aw Hank

Hank: don't say it

You: you're no fun

Connor: what do we know so far?

Hank: Uh this girl knows what's her name uh-

??: its Patricia grandpa

You: fucking

Patricia: Y/n doll it's been so long oh my god did you ever find a mans?

You: oh my fuck if I tell you you'll try to take him like you've done with every guy that had a girlfriend

Patricia: so I'll take that as a no oh you poor thing

You: oh fuck just tell me what you know

Patricia: could you possibly wrap your little head around it?

You: hurry up, please

Patricia: Y/n boo since when did you get boring? Ok back to what I was saying there was this dude an ugly one he came to clean this ratty-ass house so he could sell it *scoffs* good luck with that and there it is

She pointed at the body that was still hanging

Patricia: motherfucka was hangin' right there

You: well shit Connor help me get em' down

Patricia: I don't know why its just a suicide

Connor walked pass her but was stopped when she clumsily stood in front of him

Patricia: never seen yo sexy ass before you got a boo?

Connor: yes I do so please leave me alone

Patrice: you know I could change that

You: Pat fuck off

Patrice: why do you care you said you don't have a boo- oh bitch you was lyin' you got yo self a mans!