Godamn androids(Connor x reader)

The Talk

Connor had asked Hank a question which sent Hank on goddamn... something!

Hank: Y/n your boyfriend needs the talk

You: the talk?... Hank are you drunk?

Hank: no I'm not fucking drunk

He leaned down towards you glancing at Connor who was playing with Sumo

Hank: that fucking bastard just asked what sex is

You nearly slammed your glass of water on the table but you stopped yourself

You: you're drunk

Hank: no the fuck I'm not

You: then you started taking drugs

Hank: Y/n

You: what the fuck do you want me to do!? You're his dad

Hank: no the hell I'm not

You: he is completely son material for you

Hank: okay now I think you're drunk

You: I'm sure Connor will drop it

Connor: Lieutenant could you answer my question?

You: or not

Hank: he's you're boyfriend

You: he's your son and as a father, I think you should take responsibility and give him the talk isn't that what fathers do for their sons?

Hank: for the last time he is not my fucking son Jesus Christ just tell him!

Okay so you've been arguing back and forth about who should give that lil' bean on the couch  "the talk" and Hank surprisingly won

You: Fuck you, Hank,

Hank: just go tell him and make it easy for his brain to process

You: okay

You walked over to the couch and sat next to Connor

You: so you probably heard our *clears throat* conversation and I'll be answering the question you asked Hank

Connor: so what's the answer?

You looked back at Hank seeing him shrug his shoulders making you groan and looks back at Connor seeing his innocent little chocolate eyes

You: Um... okay so... basically your man crotch goes into a woman's crotch and then you just *pounds hands together*

Hank: Jesus Y/n!

You: the fuck did you want me to do!? You said do something he would understand!

Hank: yeah but I didn't mean put it straightforwardly!

You: he's your son you should've done this!

Connor: Y/n?

You turned back to Connor as if you and Hank didn't just curse each other out

Connor: can was have sex?

Hank: both of you get the fuck out!

You: oh my fuck Connor!

Hank: your not making grandbabies in my house!

You: I never said yes!

Hank actually kicked you out but then you turned around

You: you said grandbabies so that means Connor is your son!

Hank: shut up you fucking freak!

Connor: Y/n did I say something wrong?

You: don't worry baby but next time... Don't ask out loud and if it does happen...keep it between us okay? I can't believe CyberLife didn't give you that knowledge

Connor: okay... Am I really Hank's son?

You: *muffled laughter* yes you are baby