Godamn androids(Connor x reader)

Moving

You: what made you wanna move to Detroit?

You were helping out your friend Terresa move into her new house with some help from your other friends

Terresa: well I saw on the news about the deviants and I was honestly waiting for them to get destroyed but after I saw a certain someone walking side by side with a hot ass android and an army of androids behind them I started rooting for them

You: I think you rooted a little too late it was already the end at that point

Terresa: well now that we're on the topic not to mention that you brought him with you...lips, face, hair, heart?

You: lips: soft as fuck, face: soft, hair: I could probably fall asleep on that shit and heart: beyond soft

Terresa: he sounds perfect

She scooted closer to you as you picked up one of the boxes

Terresa: have you guys roomed it yet?

You: oh my god fuck off

Terresa: is that a yes!?

?: what are you girls talking about you do know these boxes won't carry themselves

Terresa: calm down Veronica Y/n was just about to describe how hard she fucked our box lifting android over there

Veronica: you were about to leave me out of that!? Kira! Bring that ass!!

Kira: we can't stand here forever

Teressa: Y/n your story?

Connor: Um girls? There's a lot of boxes left

You: don't worry babe we're coming

He was already holding two boxes so you stacked a third one on top making him almost drop it

Connor: Y/n really?

You: you have infinite strength don't complain

He rolled his eyes and kissed your head before walking inside

Kira: *fake moaning* don't worry babe I'm coming

Teressa: *fake moaning* I'm almost there

Veronica: *fake moaning* you can't cum until you call me daddy!

You: *laughing* shut up fucking freaks

Terresa: you can't blame us your boo is hot

Kira: and he's surprisingly cute too

You: you usually get either or right?

Veronica: he's everything a girl could ask for

You: yeah so hands off

Veronica: oh girl

Kira: mean

You: let's get back to what we were doing

You picked up almost four boxes and casually carried them inside

You: Jesus what the hell do you have in this?

Teresa: Girl those boxes are full of the pieces to every dresser I own

Kira: their heavy as hell I can't even carry one

Veronica: since when did you become so strong? I know you could carry one but four what weights have you been lifting?

You set the boxes by the stairs and stretch your arms

You: I was in an accident when CyberLife started making androids I should be dead by now honestly but my uncle saved my life

You lifted up your hand as you removed your skin Veronica instantly drooped the box she was holding as the other two gasped

Kira: girl your an android now!?

You: eh technically as a cyborg my blood's purple now

Kira: just when you think you've seen it all

A few hours later

All the boxes were in the house and the five of you were drinking

Veronica: how come you not drinking?

Teressa: oh I wanna don't get me wrong but I don't have a couch or bed set up so I'm not sleeping on the floor

You: I don't know I think someones pretty comfy to me

The four of you looked over at Connor who was sleeping on the floor

Teressa: how fucking adorable

Kira:  you're so lucky Y/n

You: I know

Terresa: so when did you guys get together?

You: shit um...

Connor: it was technically November 9th, 2038 but it wasn't confirmed until I became a deviant

You: fuck yeah that's true

Veronica: so what do you mean it wasn't confirmed?

You: well when he confessed to me about his confused feelings he was still in his "machine" stage so...

Connor: There was this woman in my system I was loyal towards her so becoming a deviant would betray her trust but...

You felt his pinkie slowly convert with yours so you converted back

Connor: I understood things were more important

Kira:... I ship the hell outta you guys

Veronica: this is a story I can tell to my children

Teressa: pass me that whiskey we need to toast for these motherfuckers and Y/n I betta be the maid of honor

Hours later

You and Connor finally drove off you surprisingly didn't get drunk so you were driving

You: I just found out surgery is stabbing people to life instead of death

Connor: pull over Y/n your drunk

You: I am not, trust me... Nun is just the letter "n" doing a cartwheel

Connor: that's it pullover

You: Teressa's gonna be the maid of honor!!