"Alright, let's go find a clown."
Watching on the camera, Ventus smiled.
"So, he's really going to defeat him, right?"
Tony stepped up next to him. "How many times has a drinking, idiotic, killer clown actually won? 0. So what do you think?"
"Uh, Hartman is gonna win."
"Correct. But let me ask you another question. Who would win easier? Iron Man or Sergeant Hartman?"
"Well, Hartman has more experience in the war, so I would say him. Sorry."
Tony frowned. "Yeah, well I'm not taking opinions from you anymore." He walked away, muttering to himself.
Back at Tyler's house, the duo walked to the front of the house to see someone on the roof! He had a plastic chest, a motocross helmet on, and a Triple O Mechanical shirt on.
"Who are you?" Hartman asked.
"I'm Mr. Moto." The guy replied.
"You gonna..." Tyler started.
"Yeah, I'm gonna jump off."
And that's exactly what Mr. Moto did. Serving no point to the plot in this story, he fell and disappeared.
"Well, that's nice." Hartman commented.
They walked inside the house and went downstairs. Apparently, he had respawned in the same place as before!
"Pennywise, we're here!" Hartman greeted.
He got a scream in response.
As they walked down, they found him lying on the floor. "Mmm." He mumbled.
"What?" Hartman asked. "What did you just say?"
"Poop." The clown replied.
"Whoop da di scoop." Tyler added. "It's a Kanye reference."
Pennywise got up to reveal a little boy under him!
"Why is this little kid here?" Tyler asked, surprised.
"He's a hobo." Pennywise replied.
Tyler turned to Hartman, shocked.
"He was never here before." He told him. "Whoever this clown is, he's messing up my property!"
Hartman turned to Pennywise. "Why are you even in this house? It's not yours. It's not mine either."
"It is my house."
"No it's not. I know who's house this is. And it's not yours. It... Is..."
"Mine."
"It's not yours!"
He turned around to Tyler and pointed to him. "It's his!"
When he turned back around, the clown was gone.
"Where'd Pennywise go?!" Hartman gasped.
"He's probably over in this ice box over here. He's obviously in obvious places."
He opened it up, and there he was.
"Ugh!" Pennywise groaned. "I'm an ice cube! My buttcheek is Frozen!"
"What, like Elsa?"
"Yes."
"You're stupid. You know why? Cause this hurts you!" He picked up a tissue box and threw it. He missed, because Pennywise ran towards the other room.
"You know who's house this is?"
"Who's?"
"This... Is..."
"Mine!"
"THAT IS NOT YOUR HOUSE, YOU STUPID... PIECE OF... TRASH!"
He took off his hat.
"You know who's house this is?"
"Mine!"
"I'm gonna say it one more time. THIS... IS..."
"Mine!"
Hartman sighed. He walked to the other room to find Pennywise on top of a ladder!
"This is my house."
"Come on! You know it's mine!" Tyler protested. "If you don't get out of here now, I'm gonna have to-"
Pennywise teleported.
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The Clown
HumorRemember Pennywise? Of course you do, this is where it all ends! Seargant Hartman has left his friends to go kill the clown, but what he doesn't know is that Pennywise is much stupider than before. Will Hartman survive long enough to endure this idi...
