It wasn't Pennywise.
It was the skeleton kid. He stayed. Everyone else got out. But as soon as they left, Pennywise grabbed Hartman.
"I'm going to teleport Hartman and me to The Sexy Place!"
"No-"
But they teleported, and Tyler found himself in a chair, suddenly holding a camera.
Pennywise lay on a bed, and then turned around. His mask had a new addition that said, "Lol" on it.
"We're getting this on YouTube. Start recording."
Knowing that this would be pointless and funny, Tyler just started recording.
"Hello." Pennywise said. "You like my new sexy upgrade? I got it brand new for the ladies-"
"Aaaah!"
"What in the- aw, that must be Hartman. Yep, that's Hartman."
Pennywise started walking upstairs. "I took his hat and his glasses, and put them in the sheets. YOU ARE NOW STUCK IN THE SHEETS, HARTMAN! 'Cause I took your hat, and your glasses, and now you're screwed up!"
"Pennywise!" Hartman yelled.
"You look very sexy in there. Let me join ya!"
"No!"
Pennywise teleported into the sheets, and Tyler almost stopped recording, but this was stupid enough.
"Hi, Hartman." Pennywise greeted. "You're sexy."
"Pennywise!"
"Hold on, let me teleport us."
So Pennywise teleported Hartman and Tyler to a different room. And they were still in the sheets.
"Hi, Hartman." Pennywise said again.
"You're in the bedsheets! I'm in the bedsheets! We're all in the bedsheets!"
"CAMERA MAN, GET IN THE BEDSHEETS!" Pennywise ordered.
Tyler sighed. "Coming in!" He called. And he slowly got in.
"Hi, Camera man."
Pennywise turned away from Tyler, looked at Hartman, and screamed.
"Uh, oh." Tyler said. "What is he doing?"
When the clown had stopped screaming, Tyler turned the camera away from him.
"I am surprised by this scene. We did not plan."
"I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN A HOLE!" Pennywise shouted. "And do you know what I'm gonna do when you're in that hole?"
"What?"
"I'm gonna walk away."
Hartman saw this as his chance to get away, so he teleported himself and Tyler out of the room.
"Stop recording." He ordered.
Tyler saw no point in putting this on the internet, so he threw the camera behind his back.
The 2 left downstairs, but Pennywise had teleported and was waiting for them.
"GET DOWN IN DA HOLE!" He screamed.
He shoved them into the basement.
"What do you want now?" Hartman asked. "What're you going to do to us?"
"I want us to be sexy!" Pennywise said ridiculously.
He ran into another room, with Hartman and Tyler following.
"You know who's house this is? It's mine."
"No!" Tyler interrupted. "It's mine. Now give it back."
"It's MINE! IT'S MINE!" Pennywise screamed and ran away back into the other room. He fell on the floor, breathing hard.
"You know what, Hartman?"
"What?"
"I'm gonna give your hat and glasses back, and go back to... The House of Weirdness."
Hartman looked at him, confused. "What do you mean, 'The House of Weirdness'?"
"Lots of weirdness happens in that house. Bye-bye."
Pennywise teleported, and Hartman knew what to do.
He picked up his phone and dialed the number.
"Hey, Stark. You wanted my help? Well, now's the time."
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The Clown
ComédieRemember Pennywise? Of course you do, this is where it all ends! Seargant Hartman has left his friends to go kill the clown, but what he doesn't know is that Pennywise is much stupider than before. Will Hartman survive long enough to endure this idi...
