(In the back of a postal service van lies the box carrying Woody, Buzz, and Jessie down on the concrete floor.)
Woody: Buzz, do you think they're in pain?
Buzz: Woody, you saw the chaos, they must be in serious pain. Wanting death even.
Jessie: (Crying.) Please shut up, the both of you! I don't wanna relive it!
Buzz: Shut up! Now we gotta think, she said we were going to a place called the No Zone, and judging by the time it's taking for us to get delivered, I'd say it's going to be very far from Andy. So, after we get dropped off, we have to find a way back to him, but we can't do that, if we're going to bicker the entire time! Got that?!
Woody: Who put you in charge?!
Buzz: Well, no offense, but you are a terrible leader, look at when we met.
Woody: Go to hell, Buzz, which is a stupid name.
Buzz: Oh come on, what type of name is Woody?
Jessie: Guys stop, you guys are bickering, now it seems that, maybe I should be in charge.
Buzz: Sure, it seems like you got great ideas.
Jessie: Thank you. Woody?
Woody: Nope.
Buzz: Why not?
Woody: (Starts to chuckle.) Well because, she's a woman.
Jessie: Excuse me, Woody?!
Woody: Look we don't have to get feisty here-
Buzz: Guys, who even cares who leads? Let's just stick together. Got it?
Jessie: Got it.
Buzz: Woody?
Woody: I got it.
Buzz: Got what?
Woody: I said I fucking got it! I'm the leader!
Buzz: That is not what we said.
Jessie: Guys! So, what's the plan?
Buzz: I guess we just wait until we arrive at our destination.
(4 Hours Later)
(The driver of the truck gets out and opens the back up.)
Driver: (Sighs.) Fuck my life. (Picks up the box with the three toys.) What the fuck is in this? It's so light. Lighter than that one that had a head in it.
(Inside the Box)
Buzz: I think we're here.
Woody: (Sarcastically.) You think!
Jessie: How bad do you think it is?
Buzz: It can't be that bad.
(The driver puts the box down and walks back to the van. The three rip out of the box and see their surroundings.)
Woody: Oh my god!
(They see that they are in the No Zone, which is a creepy factory with discarded toys, screaming in pain.)
Buzz: I'd say we're far away from Andy...
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Dead Childhood Dreams: A Toy Story
FanfictionIn this twisted Disney story, Woody, Buzz Lightyear, and Jessie are given away by Andy's mom to the No Zone, a building owned by Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. in Illinois, and the toys have to find a way back to Andy, but the only way they can is with the...