(Toy Store - After Hours)
(Dr. Doofenshmirtz walks in front of the store carrying Woody.)
Woody: Can you put me down!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Nope. Now take me to the biggest toy!
Woody: Um, toys are limited to size and-
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (Throws Woody at the ground.) Now listen to me! We made a deal! I have to create an army of two foot tall toys?
Woody: What are you planning?
(Jessie and Buzz run towards Woody.)
Jessie: Woody!
Buzz: Woody, he's evil!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: How did you two get out of the car?
Jessie: Woody, he's worse than anyone we know!
Woody: I don't care! He said he would take us to Andy!
Jessie: But Andy is gone!
Woody: No he's not!
Jessie: Yes he is! He's grown up now. He used to be this great little kid new to the world. He may have needed you before, but now he's older. He's become a man. And who knows, maybe he'll keep us for his kids.
Woody: I'm not ready to let go. I need him.
Jessie: It's not your decision. He may have needed you before but he doesn't anymore. You will always hold a sacred place in his heart, but like everything, especially us, nothing lasts for us.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Enough! (He kicks Buzz and Jessie away.)
Woody: No!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (Pulls out a gun and points it at Woody.) Shut up! Now, it appears as though our plan has shipped away and sailed. Now this is a gun, and shooting you will not kill you I presume. Instead it will deform you. Make you wish death was an option.
Woody: What do you want?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Wow, that actually worked. What I want, is to take over the Tri State Area!
(1 Hour Later)
(Buzz and Jessie gain consciousness.)
?: Well, well, well. What do you we have here?
Buzz: Who in the- oh dear Toys R Us no!
Jessie: What? (Looks at who Buzz is looking at.) Who is that?
Buzz: Sid!
Sid: Surprise! I am very honored to meet you again! Buzz is it? The one I know from that fateful day?
Buzz: Um.
Sid: It is you! Now, I've been waiting for this moment since that day you turned them against me!
Jessie: Who?
Sid: (Picks up Jessie.) Not you! Go away! (Throw Jessie to the side.) Now, I have a very special gift for you! The gift I had for you that fateful day everything changed! The day I changed!
Buzz: What do you wanna do to me, Sid?
Sid: Easy, recreate what I had in store for you!(Smiles and grabs Buzz.)
(Dr. Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.)
(Woody is tied up to a tray on top of a table.)
Woody: What are you going to do to me?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: You know, one year at the LOVEMUFFIN, I made a machine my douchebag rival try to steal. (Reveals the machine to Woody.) Behold the Make-Everything-Evil-Inator! (The machine is pointed at Woody.) I realized that, instead of me finding a big toy, you can! As a matter of fact you can bring an army over here to let me shoot them with this magnificent devise! (Kisses the machine on the side.)
Woody: What makes you think I'll help you?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Easy. (Climbs into the seat.) I know you'll do it because you'll be evil too. (Shoots Woody with the machine. A beam hits Woody and Woody is getting a strange feeling. He rips the ropes off and begins to laugh maniacally. Dr. Doofenshmirtz Looks at the new evil Woody.) Beautiful!
(Phillips Residence)
(Jessie is tied up staring at Sid tie Buzz up to The Big One.)
Buzz: Please, you don't have to do this!
Sid: Shut up! Do you know what I went through afterwards?
Buzz: Um.
Sid: DO YOU?!!!
Buzz: No.
Sid: After that day, I was weak. Weaker than ever before! My dad used to hit me! Take out all of his anger out on me! Before that fateful day!
Buzz: Is that why you mangled up toys?
Sid: Yes! Because I thought they couldn't feel anything. I thought they were inanimate objects that couldn't feel pain! I could've bullied people at school but I didn't because I didn't want them to feel pain. I could've killed small animals but I didn't! I was bullied at school and abused by my drunk father! (Finishes taping Buzz to the firework.) And my dear sister was the favorite! She went on to be successful while I became a PSYCHOPATH!! When I realized toys can feel, I was terrified! When toys can rebel! When inanimate objects can feel just like living people or animals! I hated my life. I hated the fact that I made them feel that pain I caused them. I had become worse than my dad. Then my life got worse. I became paranoid of simple objects thinking, could they feel? I was afraid of a spoon! What could they rebel against me? What did I have to be nice to? I even told my parents. Do you know what they did when I told them? My dad beat me to a bloody pulse and they locked me up like an ANIMAL! I was committed to Belle Reve. They couldn't help me. So they let me go, since my insurance ran out. I became nothing! I had so much hope and dreams, and you and that cowboy doll squashed them! I wanted to become a doctor and finally make my family proud, but instead I got FUCKED in the head where my family hates me! Both of my only friends abandoned me!
Buzz: Sid, I didn't know that you had such a painful-
Sid: Save it! I decided to make a vow. A vow, that I would capture you and that cowboy doll and kill both of you! With you I wanted to recreate what I couldn't finish that day and with Woody, I wanted to dissect him. Because I know one thing about toys. They can't die. So I was going to spend a long time torturing him! I was gonna spend not days, not weeks, not months, but years! Now where is that cowboy doll, Buzz Lightyear?
Jessie: No, please don't!
Sid: Shut up! Now before I kill you, do you know where Woody is?
Buzz: I get nothing out of telling you.
Sid: I could make your death painful.
Buzz: Why would you? You wanted to make me a quick death.
Sid: True. (Pulls out a hunting knife and puts it to Jessie's arm.) What about now?!
Buzz: Don't!
Sid: You got to the count of three! One!
Jessie: Don't!
Sid: Two!
Jessie: Do not!
Sid: Screw it!
Buzz: Dr. Doofenshmirtz's lab!
Sid: Doofenshmirtz? Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz?
Buzz: Yeah.
Sid: He used to be my science teacher in school. I know where he's at. Thank you. (He cuts Jessie's arm.)
Buzz: NOOOOOOOOO!! You son of a bitch!
Sid: Not wrong. (Leaves the back yard and gets in his car and drives off.)
(No Zone Layer)
(Randall is finished building a door.)
Randall: Alas, I will have my revenge! But first, I will need to take someone along. (Smiles wide.)
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Dead Childhood Dreams: A Toy Story
FanfictionIn this twisted Disney story, Woody, Buzz Lightyear, and Jessie are given away by Andy's mom to the No Zone, a building owned by Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. in Illinois, and the toys have to find a way back to Andy, but the only way they can is with the...