stewart: sting??? no, what a nerd, what a- *trips* *hundreds of thousands of photos of sting spill out of jacket* what a fucking asshole, i- these aren't mine, i'm just- *gathering them up, frantically sweating* listen, i just- listen- fuck! *thousands of pictures of sting scatter across the floor* shit, fuck- i'm holding them for a friend, just- listen
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incorrect police quotes
Fanfictionjust quotes i find on tumblr that apply to these three blonde smartasses. these are literally so dumb but idk where else to post them
