stewart: no offense, but a waiter would literally kill me and i'd still tip 20%
sting: i would actually tip more if they murdered me. that's great customer service
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Fanfictionjust quotes i find on tumblr that apply to these three blonde smartasses. these are literally so dumb but idk where else to post them
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stewart: no offense, but a waiter would literally kill me and i'd still tip 20%
sting: i would actually tip more if they murdered me. that's great customer service
