I was once slapped in the face by a girl with twelve nipples. Sounds weird, dozen tit?
Boy: If you had no legs, would you wear socks?
Girl: No.
Boy: Then why do you wear a bra when you have no boobs?
Boy asks his new hot step mother: "What do you feed your baby?"
Step mother: "Milk and orange juice." Boy: "Which one is orange juice"
