He tries to teach your pet to twerk
Liam: You and Liam had just gone to the store to get a pet. OF COURSE LIAM WANTED A TURTLE..so you obliged. How could you resist that face I mean damn. So anyway, twerking being Liam’s fave sport,he tried to teach his new pet to twerk. “Liam you dumbass turTLES CAN’T TWERK!!” You told him. “Ummm (Y/N). Turtles basically have the word twerk in their name. Twweeerk. Turrrrtles. Get with the program.” He informed you as he snapped his fingers. “Whatever.” You said as you sighed. He took the turtle out of the tank and began teaching him the basics to twerking. “STUPID ANIMAL” he yelled, “WHY WONT YOU TWERK THAT ASS?!” He asked the turtle. Liam began to cry because all he ever wanted was his turtle to twerk. To cheer him up to make him noodles.
Harry: Harry had been wanting a kitten of his own for as long as you can remember. So what better gift to give him than a kitten?! That’s exactly what you did. You got him a cute cat that was cat colored (I don’t know the different species) and put a bow on its head. Harry was sitting on the couch after he came back from the studio awaiting his gift. “Okay babe close your eyes!” You shouted from around the corner. “Okay!!!” He shouted be with joy. You walked up to him and said, “Open your eyes!” He opened his eyes and gasped. “Ohmigawd babe I LOVE IT ITS SO FUKIN CUTE” He screeched. You giggled, “You’re welc-“ You began but stopped because he stood up and turned on “Talk That Talk” and began twerking with the cat. “Come on pussikins, twerk with me!” she yelled over the music. Just as he said that cat grew human mother fucking legs and started twerking. You were in so much shock you fell to the ground. You’re still alive but you’re barely breathin’.
Zayn: You and Zayn had been thinking about getting a pet recently so you started asking your friends what kind of pets are good for the living conditions and what not. You made plans to go to lunch with your friend (FRIENDS NAME). You trusted them when it came to pets (LOL WTF?!?!?! Anyway) so you chose them. “So do you have any like, preferences when it comes to pets?” your friend asked you and Zayn. “Well I’d like a dog!” you said with a hint of excitement in your voice. “But what kind of dog is good for us, our flat isn’t THAT big” you questioned. “I want a pet than can twerk…..” Zayn mumbled inaudibly. “What?” Your friend asked. “I WANT A PET THAT CAN TWERK!” He yelled. “Zayn are you an idiot? Animals can’t twerk.” Your friend shot back. “WELL FUCK YOU AND YO DREAMS, BITCH TITS!” He snapped as he literally flew out of the chair and twerkd into the icecream shop. You and your friend exploded. I don’t know why. But you did. Ouch.
Niall: You and Niall were on the way to the pet store. You were in the car discussing what kind of pets would be good. “So Ni, what kind of pet are you thinking about?” You asked him. “Umm Im not sure,” he started, “I’d like a pet that can twerk with me.” He finished casually as he looked back down at his diamond-studded phone (still texting his bitches). “….what..” You asked, wondering if you heard right. “You know twerk with me” He replied. “Niall..you do realize pets cannot twerk..right?” You told him, scared for his response. You didn’t get a response though. You look over and he’s no longer in the car but in the street twerking with the birds. That was the last you ever saw of him.
Louis: You and Louis had a Pomeranian named Prince$$. Yes, Prince$$. Louis named her so. ANYWAY. You and Louis were sleeping when you woke up. “Dammit I can’t go back to sleep”. You thought to yourself. You decided to get a glass of water and while you were downstairs you heard footsteps but you brushed it off thinking it was just Prince$$. When you opened the slightly ajar door, you saw Louis trying to teach your poor Pommie how to twerk. “Louis what the fuck?!” You whisper shouted. “I’m not living in the house with ratchet bitchz that can’t twerk.” He replied like the drag queen he is. In that moment Prince$$ began twerking even better than Louis! “OH SHIT LUK AT HER GO DAMN!” Louis shouted to you. Once Prince$$ finished, Louis threw a pillow at you and said “You don’t get the privilege of sleeping with the twerk queen.” He said as he snapped his fingers in a Z formation. You slept on the couch for the rest of your life. Sorry.
Credit: twerkin-prefs
