Liam: You were running late for you job interview and you couldn’t find your sunglasses. “Where the hell are they?” You thought to yourself. You looked at the clock and you panicked because you were REALLY running late now. You decided to just grab Liam’s Prada sunglasses off the dresser and explain later (click). You made it to your interview and everything seemed to go swell. When you got home, you pushed the sunglasses out of your face and onto your head as you sat down on the couch and let out a sigh. “Hey babe how was th-are tHOSE MY SUNGLASSES?” He asked in disbelief. “Uh yeah I was running late an-” you stuttered out before he cut you off. “Shut your whore mouth I don’t want to hear it. Give me them.” He demanded, putting one hand out and one on his hip. You slowly took them off your head and he snatched them clean out of your hands. “Ugh,” he said with disgust, “now I have to disinfect these from all the ratchet you passed on. “ He scoffed as his zipped up the jacket on his Juicy Couture tracksuit and pranced into the kitchen begin the cleaning process.
Niall: Niall had decided to take you out to lunch today. You were very excited because with him being on tour and doing bandly things, (lololol idk) you wanted some quality time. You had just finished your hair and you were all ready to go. You looked out the window and the sun nearly blinded you, “HOLY GLITTER TITS ON A SUNDAY MORNING IT IS BRIGHT OUT THERE!” You yelled before closing the curtains. You had inconveniently lost your sunglasses earlier that week so you figured you could wear Niall’s (click). I mean they were Versace and they looked tew cute on yu. You put them on and walked into the living room to see Niall on his diamond studded phone (still texting his bitches). “I’m all ready!” You shouted with glee. He looked up and immediately sprung to his feet. “OH HELL TO DA MUTHAFUKIN NAWH YOU IS NOT WEARIN’ MY VERSACE’s!” He yelled as he walked over to you and smacked you with his Louis Vuitton handbag, causing the sunglasses to fly off your face and onto the ground. He sashayed over to them, picking them up and placing them on his face. “Good thing I got this in time before all the basic rubbed onto them,” he said with sassy relief as he twerked his way to the door.
Harry: Today you and your boyfriend Harry were going to the beach but you couldn’t seem to find your sunglasses. There was no way the sun was going to damage your fabulous eyes, so you took a pair of Harry’s from his collection. You found a cute pair of Louis Vuitton glasses and slid them into your bag (click). You walked into the living room and saw Harry sitting on the couch fixing his lipgloss. “All ready babe?” You asked him. He shut his compact mirror and slid it into his Victoria’s Secret Pink bag, “Yeah I just gotta grab some shades!” He replied getting up and walking to the bedroom, his Bebe flip flops snapping as he walked. He was in there for about 5 minutes before he came stomping out, “Ugh I can’t find the glasses I was looking for so I had to settle for this ratchet Coach pair,” he said with a disgusted look on his face. “Harry those are cute!” You said defending the glasses. “(y/n)….they are soo last season, you just don’t understand.” He sighed as he put on the glasses and slung his bag over his shoulder. *AT THE BEACH* You walked out onto the sand and the sun was blinding. You reached into your bag and grabbed the pair of sunglasses you took from Harry. You put them on and Harry gasped, “(Y/N) YOU STUPID HOE I WAS LOOKING FOR THOSE!” He squealed. “Oh..I’m sorry they looked cute on me an-” you started, “NO” he interrupted. “Because of you I have to look like a fool! Not acceptable!” he hollered as he grabbed the sunglasses and threw a handful on sand at you. He then ran away, screeching like an eagle leaving a trail of gumdrops in his path.
Zayn: It was a beautiful and sunny day, so you and Zayn decided to go to the park. Because it was so sunny, you were going to need sunglasses (duhduhduh). You went to sit on the couch but you accidently sat on your sunglasses, causing them to break. “Aw tits,” you said under your breath. You threw the broken pieces away and remembered that Zayn had numerous amounts of cute sunglasses on the dresser in yours and his room. You made your way to the bedroom and saw Zayn clipping on his Juicy Couture charm bracelet, “Hey babe,” you said casually as you walked to the dresser. He watched you with a raised eyebrow, “uhmm..(y/n)? What are you doing?” He questioned. “I just broke my sunglasses and I need a pair..can I wear these?” you said holding up a pair of Dolce & Gabbanas (click). He shot up from his perch on the bed doing a backflip over to you, “Uhm hell to the no,” He said grabbing the pair from your hands and placing his hands on his hips. “Why not Zayn?! I’m going to look stupid with it being this sunny and not having any sunglasses! Plus, they looked really cute with my outfit!” Zayn doubled over in laughter, “Well that’s just too damn bad isn’t it?” He said as he put the glasses on and began to twerk until he created a vortex and he jumped right in. The vortex shut and the only thing left of Zayn was a pair of pink diamond studded limited edition Louboutins. You walked over to them and saw that they weren’t your size. “That bitch,” you cursed, and in that moment you swore you could hear Zayn’s devilish giggles.
Louis: You had gone out with your friend to get some coffee. It was an unusually bright morning so you definitely needed sunglasses. You looked and looked, but you couldn’t seem to find yours. You figured you would just borrow a pair of Louis’ and then put them back. You knew not to mess with any of Louis’ accessories, but you thought you’d be home before he woke up. You quietly snuck into the bedroom and grabbed a pair of Gucci sunglasses and quickly snuck back out(click). You had just gotten home from Starbucks and you quietly opened the front door, not wanting to wake up Princess Louis. But, when you walked in you saw him sitting on the couch reading a Cosmopolitan magazine. “Shit,” you cursed under your breath. Louis looked up, “Oh hey ba-” He stopped as soon as he saw the glasses. “Um, hey, babe…” you quietly said while taking off the glasses. He stood up from his perch on the couch and made his way over to you. “What is this shit, (y/n),” he asked, crossing his arms and shifting his weight to one leg. “I couldn’t find my sunglasses…and it was bright outside so I just took these..” You said avoiding his gaze. He snatched the sunglasses out of your hand and put them in the pocket of his silk robe. “Well you are out of your basic bitch MIND if you thought you could wear MY GUCCIS,” he said, his voice getting increasingly louder. “Besides, those shoes and those glasses? Psh, you are a walking fashion no-no,” he sassed as he gave a condescending smile. He snapped his fingers in a “z” formation and strutted back to the couch, leaving a trail of glitter and Vogue magazines.
Credit: twerkin-prefs
