Doragonzu no ō (Naruto various x OC)

1|Welcome to the world

How this happened, I have no idea. However, all I knew was that this has to be the worst feeling in the world. Am I dead? I don't know. Everything is like a blur. I remember screams and pleas, fire and destruction. Then it just turned black. Then white. Then there wad muffles words in the white abuse and the nest thing I know, I'm in some squished and confined place.

 AND THERE'S NOTHING TO DO IN THIS DAMN PLACE!!!

 It legit looks like I'm in some kind of weird balloon or something. I tried to kick or punch the weird, balloon thingy but no luck. Then just like that, the balloon got really tight, like uncomfortably tight.

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 I think I broke it. It was probably a water balloon or something. Oops. My bad.

 Oh, would you look at that. I'm slowly moving towards that conveniently placed exit by my head. How did that get there?

 Now I'm engaged in battle by Gandalf.

 YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! Hehe...wait, how did I know that?

 As the battle progress, my head finally had managed to escape the evil clutches of the evil balloon. Only to hear a while lot of voices, some screaming and feeling two large hands pulling the rest of me out.

 I didn't know Titans even existed but hey, I literally just came out of a balloon like a boss so I'm not complaining or judging. But when I opened my eyes, I could've sworn I was legally blind for a minute but really, everything was just really blurry.

 I could feel myself flying through the air. Weeeeee....aw, it stopped.

 My attention was now focused on another Titan looming over me. She seems like a old woman. About in her mid-forties. Dark hair with grey streaks, and dark eyes. Me being, well, me, I decided to try to say "Hi" in the most weird way possible. But what came out of my mouth was a "Gah". Like, who say "Gah" that doesn't even sound like the word "hi"? I really need to work on my English skill.

 I was handed to another Titan, I tried to talk again but it sounded more like a llama on constipation. Don't ask how I knew what that sounds like. Anyways. I made a face everytime I mess up. My reactions must have been hilarious because the lady, who's supposed to be my mom I guess, started to laugh.

 And this lady. Has to be the most beautiful creature I've ever seen. She's like the definition of the word goddess. Her face is younthful yet wise. Her hair and eyes are dark like the midnight sky. So, beautiful.

 "Welcome to the world, little Natsumi."

 Wait, what?

 Who's that? What's going on? They aren't talkng about me, right? Right?

 And besides, my name isn't Natsumi, it's....it's uh...I don't know. I can't remember. I can't remember anything really. That's weird. I wonder if other little guys like me who has been pulled from a balloon felt the same way.

 Right now, my Mom was talking about how my new daddy and my big bro won't be happy that they won't be the first one's to see my cute face or something along those lines. I was too busy thinking what will the baby food taste like. Probably like horse poop. Maybe I should flick it in my parents food.

 I grinned like a evil madman at the thought of their faces. Oh yeah, I'm going to be one help of a baby. My mom is probably thinking how normal I'm not going to be growing up. Which is true.

 I wouldn't be surprised is she called a priest, got the Holy bible, and about 6 gallons of Holy water. Like I said, I'm going to be one hell of a baby.

Hehe...hehe....he.

 I need friends...welcome to the cruel world, little Natsumi.

This is also on my quotev account at AOTWriter1245