South Park Summer Camp Adventures

Broken into a Million Pieces

Eva's POV:
"Stan pass me my bag of depression Doritos please" I asked him as he threw what was left of my bag of depression Doritos.

Kyle hugged Liza, as Stan and I both said,
"Not in front of me"

The last thing either of us needed right now was some couple loving each other when we both had our significant others torn from us. By Aria.

If I ever see her snooty bitch ass face ever again I swear I'll ruin it.

Kenny tried to climb up on my bunk, and said,
"Eva please let me explain" I kicked him a couple times and said "fuck off player"

"Dude that's so not keewwwl kiineey" said Cartman. I guess Kenny lost it so he punched Cartman. They started to fight and I dont know what to say.

I just started crying. Tears rolled down my face at the speed of light. I guess Kenny noticed so he stopped and sat down on his bed and stared at the floor.

Cabin 3? More like cabin depression. And Aria.

I put in my earbuds from my iPod and listened to my favorite song which made me cry even more. Boulevard of broken dreams. I sobbed through some of the lyrics.

"On the boulevard of broken dreams where the city sleeps and I'm the only one and I walk alone"

"Read between the lines what's fucked up and everything's alright check my vital signs and no I'm still alive and I walk alone" ugh kenny trying his best to get my attention. Not gonna work.

"My shadows the only one that walks beside me" I continued.

"My shallow hearts the only thing that's beating"

"Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me"

"Til then I walk alone"

I kept crying through the rest of the song. Kyle and Liza and even Stan came up to try to comfort me while Cartman kept shooting dirty looks at Kenny. We all had some depression Doritos.

"What a pity party" said Aria.

"Shut the fuck up" said Liza. "You're not the fucking victim"

Aria glared at Liza and surprisingly Cartman said,
"Guess waht Aria this ginger has more of a soul than yu"

"Whatever you guys are boring" said Aria and left the cabin.

Our entire cabin skipped afternoon activities again, but we went to dinner. I refused to walk anywhere near Kenny even though he offered to carry me. I also snapped him, creating a black and blue in his face.

This time I got my food alone and decided to sit at the girls table with Wendy.

"You too?" Asked Wendy.
"Yep"

The rest of lunch the girls table ate in silence except for the occasional piece of gossip or drama that rose up.

"Kenny what the fuck man?! Why'd you kiss my girl?!" Said Clyde.

"I didn't kiss her she kissed me!" Responded Kenny.

"Thats not what she said!" Yelled Clyde and pushed Kenny at a wall.

"Ow man what the fuck!" Said Kenny.

"Looks like you already have a black and blue. Too bad some girl has probably beaten me to it" said Clyde and punched Kenny in the nose.

This was hard to watch. I feel like maybe Kenny was getting what he deserved for kissing Aria but then again a piece of me still cares about him. I guess Kenny looked in my direction probably for help or something but I looked away.

Liza's POV:
Even though Eva looks away she couldn't pretend this fight wasn't happening. Both guys were just punching each other.

I've had enough. I stood up on the table and screamed "ENOUGH!"

"This has gone on long enough" I started. " we never ha sprockets before ARIA showed up at camp. I mean look at us? What happened here? We used to be such a happy fun place and now all we are is 2 broken up couples and silence! A good friend of mine a while ago tried to get me to open up to camp, to new people, and guess what Eva?! It worked. I actually talk to people now so I guess I owe you. You people are literally letting this new skank go around and fuck up your  friendships and relationships and that's not ok! We can stick together and defeat the greater evil!"

Damn I was proud of myself for that speech. "Oh and one more thing a good friend of mine taught me:" I said and twirled a fork in my hands.

I threw it at Aria and it landed right above her on the wall. " if you mess with any of my friends again I'll scoop your fucking eyeballs out with a scorching hot spoon! WOOO!" I screamed. "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!"

Everyone cheered me on. Wow I've never felt popular. Even Eva cracked a bit of a smile.

Who knew I'd go from algebra nerd to leader of a goddamn camp revolution?