South Park Summer Camp Adventures

Excessive Pickup Lines

Eva's POV:
"Cabin 1: Token, Clyde, Jimmy, Timmy, Craig, Butters, and Tweak" said counselor Candice.

As she kept going through cabin assignments, my newly found friend group kept making jokes. Yes Kenny still had his arm around me.

"Careful Eva, McPlayer here has had his arm around for a while. Maybe he actually likes you" said Bebe.

I laughed nervously.
"Um haha ok" I then said. God I felt so awkward.

Liza's POV:
Out of the corner of my eye I noticed something about Kyle, the green hat boy. I stopped paying attention to my algebra work and kept sneaking glances at him. I dont think he's noticed. I sure hope he hasn't noticed.

Then again the probability of him paying attention to me is very unlikely due to the fact that he's interacting with the others.

A piece of red hair happened to pop out of his hat. Should I tell him?

Eva's POV:
From school to family to relationships, our conversations kept jumping from one thing to another.

So much to talk about yet Liza hasn't said a single thing.

Kenny STILL had his arm around me.
"Drop hints much?" I said and the girls laughed.

Kenny's face turned red as he quickly put both arms in his pockets.

"He's like that with every girl" said Red and rolled her eyes. I can tell Kenny felt a sense of guilt but I don't know why.

Liza turned to Kyle.
"Hey uh there's a piece of hair hanging out of your hat" said Liza. That was the only thing she's said at all to this new group of friends. She slightly blushed.

Oooh homegirl likes a boyy. Well atleast I think she does.

"Oh thanks Liza" said Kyle and smiled as he tucked the piece of hair back in his hat.

"Cabin 2: Wendy, Bebe, Lola, Red, Annie, Heidi, and Nicole" said Candice.

"Well I guess we gotta go now" said Wendy as her and her friend got up and left.

Cartman, Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Liza and I were the only people left.

"Usually we'd put you in a girls cabin but we ran out of room so you'll be with the boys" said another counselor. "I'm Beth. And cabin 3: is Eric, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Liza, and Eva"

A nervous look formed on Liza's face . Not only did she have to live in a cabin with practically all boys, but she also had to deal with me.

Kenny put his arm around me again. "Sweet" He said. "I get you all to myself" and then he winked. What a flirt.

The 6 of us walked back to cabin 3 taking our things.

Once inside the cabin, I saw 3 sets of bunk beds  and a bathroom in the far back. It wasn't too big but it wasn't small either. I immediately ran and claimed a top bunk because those are the best. I took the top bunk closest to the door, while Stan took a top bunk near the bathroom and Kyle took a bottom bunk near the bathroom.

Liza took the bottom bunk in the middle bunk bed set and Cartman somehow waddled his ass up to the top bunk in the middle set.

"Guess we're bunk buddies" said Kenny, taking the only open bed left which was right underneath me.

We all unpacked our things and made our beds. Yes even Cartman's lazy ass did too.

To finish setting up my bed, I take out a large taco pillow and hug it.

"You know, I could replace that pillow" said Kenny and winked.

"Kenny stop being such a perv" Yelled  Stan from across the cabin.

"Dinner time!" Called a counselor as we made our way down to the mess hall.

Once we got there, we all lined up to get food. Dinner was pasta and meatballs.

The girls all sat together at one table while the guys, Liza and I sat at another.

"This pasta has some big meatBALLS" said Kenny.

"Ok wow Kenny now you're just finding an excuse to be perverted" I laughed at him.

The guys from the other cabins introduced themselves we all ate our food. The only thing out of the ordinary was whenever I ate a meatball, Kenny was watching me.

After dinner we were all sent back to our cabins to change into something a bit warmer for the outdoor campfire.

"Hey Kenny I noticed you always wear a parka even though it's it out. Aren't you gonna take it off?" I asked him.

He turned to me with a smirk. "There's always something else I can take off" he winked.

I slapped him. "Keep it in your pants pervy boy" I told him as a joke. 

I decided to catch up with Stan Kyle and Cartman.

Liza's POV:
Noticing the flirt Kenny was with my friend, I walked up to him and tapped him on the shoulder.

"What's up redhead?" He said. He didn't seem to interested in me so maybe he's not so much of a player every other girl says he is? Then again I'm not exactly hot stuff...

I then told him,

"If you break her heart I'll break your face"