Vanilla

Le Chapter ~ 4

The start of the new school year always involves new things. New clothes, new hair, new tans, new students, and not always just the freshmen; but new people. For some reason new people are always shunned at this school. It's really stupid. So, me and Carly usually like to greet those new fucks to this new hell. But this time, we are going to hold back our friendliness a bit. We went straight to the auditorium and waited for the principle to give the same speech he gives every year. For the freshmen, it will be inspiring. For us seniors, total fucking lies and super repetitive.

I took out my phone and read all the texts from people I didn't care about, why do I even have these peoples numbers? I felt a tap on my shoulder and turned around, his eyes. The guy smiled, "I like your hair. It's different." He has the same eyes as the vanilla dude, but he looks different, well his style is. Maybe he changed from yesterday? Got a hair cut and put on some different clothes?

"Do you like Baskin Robbins vanilla ice cream?" I asked staring intensely at his amazing eyes, and he stared back into mine and shook his head no. Well, this is awkward. I reached out and touched his hair, the Vanilla dudes hair was longer. He smiled smugly and I turned back around.

The principle finally walked up on the stage with a microphone in his hand. Mr. Carlos is a cock juggling thunder cunt, I seriously hope he changed this year.

"Alright everyone, quiet down, quiet down." he said with a kind smile and everyone got quiet. "So, it's the beginning of the year. Fresh start, new school...." he continued with his lame speech. Glad I don't have to hear it again. Carly rolled her eyes and started to mimic him, "and we are all here to be one with each other, love each other, learn together," I laughed. She even remembers the fucking speech, holy shit. Ms. Latter glared at me and I glared at her back. I hated that teacher with a passion last year.

"SHHHHH!" she put her finger to her mouth and I rolled my eyes. She needs to learn how to chill the fuck out. I began to look at the back of everyones heads, seeing if I could spot anyone I know. I spotted Scott's head, and I suddenly felt the urge to throw something. I grabbed a gum wrapper from my pocket and threw it at him. He turned around and made eye contact with me, shit. I looked at the principle breaking the staring contest we had, Isaac still looks like a bitch.

"Now head to class everyone!" he yelled excitedly and people clapped as they began leaving. Carly and I decided to wait a little while, way too much people heading for the doors. I ate my banana when my stomach began to growl louder than life. I don't know how that is possible, but it happened. When everyone finally left we got up and went to our homeroom classes. I dropped my banana peel on the ground, hoping someone would trip on it like in the cartoons. I doubt it would work. All cartoons are liars that want to make you dream about impossible shit. Disappointing.

Carly and I got lucky, we have the same homeroom. Unlucky us, Ms.Latter decided to teach 12th grade English this year. I sighed longly sitting at a desk far away from the front.

"So I'm Ms.Latter and I want--" she was interrupted when someone came in through the door. I smirked when I saw who it was, Mya. She looked the same with her usual hoe outfit and her high heels.

"Sorry, I got here late." she mumbled and sat down in a random seat obviously trying to avoid contact with me. Well, this is already boring. Class, sitting here, listening. I rested my head on the table, i'll just take a quick nap. Being tired isn't healthy.

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"WAKE THE HELL UP" I opened my eyes to see Carly looking tired as fuck.

"What is it?" I asked and Ms.Latter was in the front of the class also glaring at me. Someone ate more than the recommended amount of bitch flakes this morning.

"Class is over." She said grabbing my hand and took me out of the class, "Dude, I haven't slept yet. I need some sleep. Desperately."

"I know Carly, sleep in the next class." We turned the corner to see a group of girls crowding around in a huge circle. Oh gosh, it must be a new dude that everyone is going to be obsessed with. Gag. Fucking gag everywhere till I die and come back to life and gag some more.

"What kind of mario kart shit is this!" a guy yelled. Did the banana peel actually work? Oh my gerdd, I have to see this shit. I ran over to the crowd and pushed through all the people. So many girls asking if the person was okay. I hope whoever it is broke their leg. I finally got to the front and stared, holy shit on a fucking stick this is amazing.

I smirked as he looked up at me and smiled, "Well hey vanilla boy."