"They're my best friend!" Character one (merely a small child at this point) yelled.
"No, they're my friend!" Character 2 yelled back.
"Fine! How about...if you start to love me, I get them as a best friend!" 1 offered.
" And if you start to love me, they're my best friend! "
Little did character 2 know that they would end up losing, but they still refused to admit it.
