Savana's pov
We left the funeral for Darian and while we were at home I was sitting with Viktor and them when the TV turned on the only thing was..........the remote is all the way at the TV stand and not near any of us cause we all were on the couch"Darian is that you bitch?" I asked we waited then an empty bag of Chick fil A flew into the room and hit Viktor on the head he just let's it hit him and I nod
"Yep it's her" I say we start laughing then I got hungry so I got up and went into the kitchen only to find all of the poptart boxes were floating in the air except Darian was mixing up the poptarts.......that bitch!
"Bitch...............GUYS THIS BITCH MIXED UP THE POPTARTS!!!" I yelled they ran into the kitchen and looked angry at nothing but also everything cause we didn't know where she was
*3 months*
It's been 3 months and instead of being a normal ghost and haunting us to try to scare us out of the house she's been doing little things to piss us off and the worst thing is it works like I was sitting on the couch after school and I was watching TV it was the ending of the last episode then just as they were going to say something she turned the TV off I just sat up and glared at the air for a moment
"I hate you sometimes like really" I say before walking off towards the kitchen and towards the fridge
Darian's pov
I laughed as I turned her TV off and she glared at the air for a moment"I hate you sometimes like really" savana said before she walked off I follow her and and she's in the kitchen and started eating cereal
"If you do anything to ruin my cereal I'm calling the magic trio to get rid of your ass" she says I laugh but let her eat her cereal cause I would be pissed off too if she did anything as a ghost to ruin my cereal then she got a phone call
"Huh yeah you can come over here but be careful Darian's still here" she says must be one of the countries still glaring at the air cause she don't know where I am none of them do cause they can't see ghosts
After like 20 minutes England walked in and cause none of them was paying attention to me or England. England started to cook and it ended up burning the house down like damn I wanted to maybe do that later but not now
"Really?" She asked him he nodded slowly and cause none of them have a place to stay. Out to the street they go but after what felt like a few weeks Savana stole some apples and Viktor stole some bread then when she got back to they're makeshift house she stopped, took a breath, and looked at all of her friends well and my friends as well
"Guys...........you have no shoes" she says pointing to Matt whos sitting with no shoes on wait when did he lose those?
"Your covered in dirt" she says pointing to Allen whos covered head to toe in dirt which isn't really a surprise
"And me and you just stole food" she says pointing to Viktor then to herself him whos holding bread and her whos holding apples then she looks down then back up at the group wondering that she's getting at
"We have officially become hobos" she says they wait a minute they look at each other then laughed and I laughed as well cause even when I'm dead they're still funny and fucking stupid
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