Savana's pov
I walked into the new house and looked around expecting Darian to run up to me and bug me for food so when she didn't that lead me to belive that she must be upstairs something landed on my head I looked up and feel my head and I pull my youngest cat Spider cat the youngest of my three cats I reach down and pet him since he was now in my arms"Hey Spider cat where's Iron cat and Captain Americat?" I ask him he hops out of my arms and walks to the kitchen I walk in behind him and see Iron cat on the counter while Captain Americat played with his little shield I looked at the clock the theaters will be playing Infinity Wars the new Marvel movie soon and I'm going to take Darian cause Loki is in the movie and I know that Loki being in the movie is the only reason that she wants to see the movie. I walked into the living room and saw Darian's pet snake Loki wrapped around the table leg sleeping? Maybe? I never know anymore
"Hey Loki where's Darian?" I ask him he slithers over to the stairs and uses his tail to point upstairs I will never understand how he can do that
"Oh her room?" I ask he does a snake nod and I go up and knock on her door and wait for her to open it then she finally opens it
"Get your ass ready we're going to see Infinity wars" I tell her she nods grabs her ticket and shuts the door I get the pet bag ready I fill half of it with food and snacks for both them and us they were labeled so we didn't accidentally eat their snacks and the other half had they're hoodies and collars and leashes I zipped up the bag and throw it on my back and Darian runs down with Loki on her shoulder she nods and we leave in a rush wanting to see this movie already we were really excited for this cause we've been waiting for it
After we got to the theater we walk in and give the guy our tickets and walked to our seats Spider Cat crawls into my lap and curls up Iron cat laying across my shoulders and Captain Americat on my feet laying on my feet but I pick him up and he lays in my lap with Spider cat
"Savana I can't wait my baby is all grown up" Darian says happily but I was busy with my three babies to look at her but I already knew what she was doing
"Darian if your holding Loki the snake near my face I swear" I say she holds up Loki the snake and smile after like 5 minutes Captain Americat needed something to drink so I picked him up and left when I came back I watched as Loki died and immediately ran to my seat and see Darian crying holding Loki the snake
"Darian calm down its ok trust me it's Loki he'll most likely be back in the next movie or before this one even ends" I tell her she nods and looks down sadly like she knew it was true but it still hurt her
*near the end of the movie when spider man dies*
"Darian we need to talk to Allen and Alfred right now!" I say she nods with the same dark look in her eyes as me, Spider cat, Loki the snake, Iron cat, and Captain Americat had. Then we leave angrily and when we open the door Alfred and Allen see a pissed off Darian, a pissed off snake, three pissed off cats and a pissed off me
"So what wro-" Alfred started only to get cut off by me and Darian punching him in the face he stumbles back
"What the hell!" He yelled as he held his face I snook up behind him and hit him with one of Allen's baseball bats that doesn't have nails then I do the same to Allen then we drag them to our secret hideout ready for our revenge for what they did to our babies in the movie
*about an hour later*
We were sitting waiting for Alfred and Allen to wake up when they finally do
"Wait I think I know what this is about!" Allen yelled I looked at him to see if he really did know what it was about
"Infinity Wars?" He asked and we nod he inhales sharply and they both look at us with fear in they're eyes wondering what we're going to do to them after the movie
"Yeah we're going to let Iron Cat, Captain Americat, Spider Cat, and Loki the snake deal with you!" I say as me and Darian walk out leaving 4 pissed off animals to deal with the Americans.
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Werid oneshots with me and my friend
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