Savana's pov
So for as long as me and Darian have been immortal we decided that we would take turns trying to kill each other in the most creative or violent ways possible and this year it was my turn so I army crawled onto the right spot on the roof top and waited for her to walk in the right spot for me to take the shot. She walked out of the building that she was in with her back towards me I aimed for her head and fired she fell to the ground people screamed and called 911 I hoped off the roof into our house with the sniper on my back I put the sniper away and pushed it into a secret space in the closet that hid most of my blackmail shit. After an hour a knock was at the door I opened it and saw two police officers both looked a little upset just the sight of them confirmed that Darian was dead but I needed them to tell me for it to count as a point for me"Are you Savana?" One of them asked me I nodded slowly they looked at each other sadly as if they didn't want to tell me what they were going to tell me
"We're sorry to say this but your friend and roommate Darian was shot dead by a sniper a hour ago" they say well me and her have done this enough to know how to fake being sad, mad, and or happy but right now I needed to be sad and maybe a little mad both at them and the 'mysterious sniper'
"What?! Do you know who would do this to her?" I asked knowing that they didn't cause if they did know I would be behind bars right now and I don't need that cause then she would get 2 points
"No we're sorry mam" Then they left I shut the door then I smiled and walked near a hidden chalk board in the kitchen and smiled
"fuck yeah point me" I say marking a point on the hidden chalk board looking at how we were even now because of this damn it. It's her turn to try to kill me on the next town
*1 week later*
It was time for Darian's funeral we all were sitting in the chairs I was in the front row waiting for this to be over this is the only thing that sucks about our little game is the long ass funerals that everyone decides to have so it was my turn to say something nice about her and I already had what I was going to say in my mind so I walked up to the stand and since I was the last person up I could take forever or just 2 seconds but I was going to be a in between right now I wonder what town we should go to next
"Darian was.........unlike any other person..........she was special and had a very unique personality" I said stopping every now and again they all nodded and after like 5 minutes they all left I went to the open end where Darian was she looked so peaceful that was it Darian had been expected me to kill her I lean down she had to she's known ever since we moved here which is probably why she didn't trust the food I'd cook
"Bitch I know your not dead" I said she smiles and sits up as I lean back up
"Yeah no shit" she says I roll my eyes and help her out......then I help her out the window I close the open end of the coffin and leave.........time to move towns wonder where to next maybe Arkansas or Ohio
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