Werid oneshots with me and my friend

Dealing *Edit*

America's pov
I was sitting in a park relaxing and enjoying the nice weather. When I see a guy that I delt with before bu?.......haven't seen him in a while he walked up to me and he looked angry that's expected cause of what I used to do. Guess he's not happy about us stopping

"Hey check this out" he says angrily then he handed me a file I opened it and I saw pictures of all my states on the street at school and even at home and even Wy.....dude that's so fucking wrong

"What the fuck do you want?" I growled glaring at him even though I already knew what he wanted which was for us to go back into business

"You know what I want" he said I nodded and got up and texted Australia, Russia, Darian, and Savana while I was walking home

'(Aus=Australia, Rus=Russia, Darian, And Savana)

Ame: guys we need to go back into business -read 11:00 am

Rus: r u talking about what I think ur talking about? -read 11:00 am

Aus: I thought we agreed to never do it again so the countries wouldn't find out so that we wouldn't get in fucking trouble ever since the cold war. -read 11:00 am

Darian: yeah what the fuck happened? -read 11:00 am

Ame: one of our old clients walked up me and handed me a folder and it was a pictures of all of my states everywhere even at home the pictures even included Wy -read 11:00 am

Savana: what the fuck that's messed up. Yeah i can get the stuff to Aus then he can give them to Darian, who will deliver them to you or Rus -read 11:01 am

Ame: thanks Rus u in? -read 11:01 am

Rus: yeah I'm in my boss just can't find out -11:01 am

Ame: k let's do this -read 11:02 am'

It was good to know I have them to help me with this mostly cause we've been though this together before. This one of the only things me and Russia work together for mostly cause if one of us gets caught the other will be as well

Australia's pov 
God goddamn we weren't supposed to have this happen at least not this soon or ever as our hopes were set on. I hear a knock I go over and see.................. shit it's England and Scotland not Savana with the crate as I thought it would be. I quickly remove that thought from my mind though

"Oh what's up you two?" I asked them kinda wondering why the hell they're here cause they almost never visit me well Scotland visits more then England but still but also kind of freaking out cause Scotland can read me like a book

"Our bosses did some business and the planes are backed up" Scotland says I nod and move understanding what he was saying they walked in and sat on the couch

"Hey guys I'm going to have a friend with a very important crate that I need to get to America" I say leaving the 'or Russia' part out cause America and Russia they are supposed to hate each other. They look confused but nod then after like 30 minutes of us just talking there was a quite knock at the door I race over to it before Scotland and England could open the door then I open the door and when I do I see Savana with the crate

"Oh hey Savana I can trust that these are good?" I asked she nodded but I already knew that cause I trust that she would give me the good ones and not the bad ones

"And remember it's of utmost importance that America gets this crate" she says after seeing England and Scotland. I nod and roll my eyes already knowing but also kind of hurt that she thinks that them being here would stop me especially since America said that Wy was involved

"Don't worry I know and yes it will get to him have I ever failed with it before?" I say and nod she leaves and I bring the crate in and put it near the door ready to get it to Russia or America

"Who was that and how did she know about us being countries?" England asked I ignore him and decide to call America so i pick my phone up off of the table and click on America's contact

"America hey the crate just arrived and uhhh by the time it gets to you there will be a snow storm so be careful" I say to America in a way to let him know that I'll be giving it to Russia who would bring it to him

"Ok I'll wait for Russia" he says mumbling then yells something must be talking to one of the states

"Alright see ya" I say then I hang up and texted Darian that the crate was here and to take it to Russia after a while she comes over and picks up the crate. Once again England and Scotland try to get answers from me but once again I ignore them

America's pov
I was sitting at home when there was a knock at the door I quickly go to answer it before the states could and I see Russia with the crate.

"Hey is everything alright with them?" I ask him he slowly nods and opens the crate carefully and there they were the most dangerous item on the planet.............memes

"Alright let's get this over with" I say ready for all of this to end when it just began then again this was dangerous especially if Russia's boss finds out

*afterwards at the world meeting*

I walked in with Russia and everyone looked at us confused since we're supposed to hate each other but went right back to what they were doing

"So who was she and how did she know that we are countries?" Germany asked Australia I rolled my eyes they must be talking about Savana or Darian since they're the only non-country/state that knows about us

"Who?" I asked him he gives me that look that let me know that I was right he was talking about one of them

"The Blackmail Queen is who" he says me and Russia both go 'ahhhhhh' They all looked at us confused about why me and Russia are agreeing on something

"Her name is Savana and she has blackmail on everyone in this universe even all of us guys" I say remembering she charges for the books you can but anyone's book you just can't buy your own books or in only a few people's case book

"So what did she deliver anyway?" England asked we all froze so he was why Australia used our secret code instead of plain out saying it like he normally would

"Just something" I say then half way through the meeting one of our clients burst into the room and he didn't look very happy wonder what about cause we only deliver the best memes

"There you are" he said looking at me and Russia welp shit this is where they find out about most things