Werid oneshots with me and my friend

Meeting Captain Americat

Savana's pov
So me and Darian decided to go to one of the 1p world meetings cause there was nothing else to do to at the moment. When Norway went up and started talking when Denmark interrupted him for something stupid Norway glared at him

"Dam-" but he was cut off by a meow from the vents I quietly sigh annoyed already cause I know who's in the vents then I also pray that he waits til the end of the meeting. While Darian looks like she's dying of laughter mentally she looks at me and smiles while I give her a death glare

"Oh your dead " she mumbles I roll my eyes knowing who's in the vents and it will only be so long before he made himself known and shows himself and in won't be able to get him until he does and he'll make sure of it

"Yeah I know that Darian" I growled then when Spain tried to talk to someone *cough* Romano *cough*

"Go away Tomato Bas-" he was cut off by another meow and it was a loud one meaning he was close everyone looked around wondering what the hell was that then we all stayed quiet for about 10 minutes and when nothing happened everyone continued

"Tomato Bast-" he got father but not that much before he got interrupted by another louder meow damn it he's getting closer and closer wait does that mean that he's looking for me? God I hope not cause I don't need him here right now cause then the meeting wouldn't go anywhere......well it never does but still

"Hey I need to make a quick phone call" I say before stepping out not really giving a shit if they care or not I step out and call one of the five men that were supposed to watch them

"Shut u- oh wait she can hear us oh hello Savana!!" My Italian friend said happily wait a minute Luci is never happy only when he makes pasta which he better not be doing cause he's supposed to be watching my babies and if he is I'm going to hurt him or if he did something he wasn't supposed to do which with him is only if it was against what I told him to do

"Don't.....Can you explain why one of my three babies are here and not with you guys?" I asked him impatient and wanting an answer or explanation then silence answered I waited before I heard Romano again

"Potato bas-" Then a really loud meow cut Romano off man my cat must be really close cause those meows start to sound like 'language' well as much as they can for a cat who can't talk

"I gotta go but that doesn't mean you five- no four are off the hook" I say thinking that one of the boys probably distracted Ollie cause he loves them as much as I do and he would never let one of my three cats out of his sight otherwise cause he knows if anything happened to them I would be very upset

"Wait four but there's five of us!" I hear Allen yell in the background I rolled my eyes at him

"Ok Allen I know that there's five of you but did you and Matt distract Oliver cause he loves my cats as much as I do so you must have!" I say yelling at the lovable americans polar opposite or his 2p who immediately goes quiet

"What?!" I hear Matt yell I rolled my eyes and hang up when when I walk back in everyone stared at me like I did something wrong I look at Darian for a explanation

"They heard you yelling at Allen and Matt" she says I roll my eyes as she forgets about Luci being the one that answered the phone

"Don't forget Luci" I say and she nods and then the magic trio look at me and get ready to scold me or something

"You really shouldn't hang out with the 2p especially those ones" England says I roll my eyes annoyed now he cares who I do and don't hang out with and I'm not the one who hangs out with Viktor and Francois that's Darian

"Ok stop right there. Allen, Matt, Luci, Jack, and Ollie are the best cause they're better then most of you well other then Jett he's up there with them cause he isn't as stupid as the rest of you" I say I can already feel the anger from my oldest cat that's in the vents cause he loves the 2p's so to hear someone insult them hurts his feelings

"Well they're fuc-" he was cut off by a goldish cat with a blue collar and a Captain America shield as his tag jumping down from the vents and jumping on his head then he walks over to me meowing loudly and went over to my arm and rubbed against me I sighed but pet him anyway

"Hey baby boy what are you doing here you should be with your uncles and brothers right now or even helping Ollie look for Winter Wolf" I say picking up my oldest cat who almost never listens to anyone but me and Ollie and rarely Jack

"Who's that dude?!" America yells scaring the crap out of my baby I glare at him then I look at my baby who's looking at me I pet him and smile

"Shhhhhhhh it's ok baby boy and he's name is Captain Americat and I have two more that aren't here at the moment and he just like the Captain America he hates swearing so stop it or he'll make you" I mumble loud enough for them to hear they go wide eyed and the meeting starts again while Captain Americat sits in my lap and hisses at Darian every time she swears.