Staegma ✧ taejin

04

Seokjin would give Yoongi that. He never expected the game to be fun.

He should send his compliments to Park Jimin. It's not like they were close, though. But the fact that Taehyung is highly realistic was really impressive.

When Seokjin was working the next day, he wasn't that bothered anymore by the couples that dated inside the cafe. His happy front was now more genuine.

"Thank you for coming. Enjoy the rest of your date," he had said to a couple who was leaving. "See us again!"

He even switched the music to RM's Life, instead of their usual classical songs just because. The classical music was getting kind of repetitive.

"I like the song," one girl said awkwardly to her date to probably start a conversation. The boy agreed. Seokjin only passed them to deliver orders to other customers.

He found Yoongi again on his usual table, frowning at his phone. Seokjin took the tray with Yoongi's order and headed towards his friend.

"What's wrong now?"

"This J-Hope guy just indirectly insulted me."

"Tell him to pipe down, he's not even a music artist. A dancer, but not a music artist."

Yoongi was already typing away.

-

Seokjin was exhausted at the end of his shift. As usual, he stayed back to lock the doors and to double-check everything. Nothing new.

When he arrived back at the apartment, he ate dinner and washed both the dishes and himself as quickly as he can, excited on how Taehyung would be realistic as a boyfriend again today — or tonight, rather.

Yoongi was writing song lyrics at the living room. "Geez. Don't be too loud, hyung."

"Sorry!" Seokjin closed the door and immediately set everything up.

Once it loaded, he was back in Taehyung's room.

Do you still want me to draw?

Taehyung had the most polite look on his face, with his sketchpad ready and a stack of coloring materials next to him. So it seemed like time worked kind of differently here, hm?

An idea came to mind.

Seokjin pointed at the coloring materials on Taehyung's desk. "What is that?!"

Those are my coloring materials so I can add color to my works. Do you not know what they are?

Seokjin faked a gasp, but he sounded like he was dying.

"Are YOU calling ME an IMBECILE?" He gasped louder. "You are a HORRIBLE boyfriend!"

Seokjin grabbed a book from the shelf and placed it on the top of Taehyung's head.

Realistically, the book slid down on the floor.

"YOU KILLED THE BOOK!"

"JIN-HYUNG!" Yoongi called from outside. Seokjin shouted back an apology.

Now, with Taehyung.

Sorry! I'm sorry, Jin. Taehyung looked panicked, picking up the book. But books can't be killed. They aren't alive.