Unwanted

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   Dick woke to find green eyes glaring at him. In retaliation he cuddled damian and Colin closer to him. He only got a growl in anger back. Colin on the other hand sighed happily using Jon's arm as a teddy bear and sucking up as much heat from Damian as possible.

   "Hello little one," Dick whispered. "Are you okay Baby?"

   Damian blushed but glared harder. He had needed to go pee for the last half hour. Why does his father, and friend, have to smother him in their sleep?

As if reading his mind, Dick detached a small red headed limpet from Damian. The tinny, dark haired, green eyed, child ran for the bathroom.

Colin woke up from being moved and Damian stepping on him in his haste to get to the bathroom. The red head yawned and looked confused at the hand in his face. The hand that wasn't attached to his body.

"Can I have my arm back?" Jon yawned. He had been awake for the last few minutes or so, but couldn't move since he was being used as a plushy. "I know I'm comfortable and all, but even I can loose circulation in my arm."

"Sorry," a blushing Colin quickly released the hostage of a left arm. Dick watched them just happy his child made such good friends. Even if Jon was originally a forced friendship. It turned out for the best.

"Papa?" Damian called from the living room. "I think you have a visitor."

Dick got up to see what he was talking about, leaving the two pre-teens to follow him, just in case.

A woman in black smiled warmly at the adult male. "Hello," she smiled warmly. "Bat asked me to check on you two. So how has life been?"

"Selina," Dick sighed. "Do I want to know how you got in?" The woman only smiled mischievously. "Yeah thought not. Tell B that we don't need to be watched. Or checked up on for that matter. If I wanted that I would talk to Tim. Hell even Jason before I went to him."

The children watched as Dick glared at the beautiful woman. She deflated and sunk into the couch.* "He is just worried about you two."

Damian chimes in, "Why?" It wasn't anger talking. He was actually confused about this. "He never showed this much interest before. So why?"

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* I don't remember if I chose a couch. I think I did. And that it's black and maybe leather, but then again that's what I imagine when I write the word. If I actually wrote this out........ yeah.... I don't remember and I can't find it in my notes. Please tell me if I did.... please?

~Now to the fun - maybe not so much for you as it is for me - stuff. My girlfriend has a joke she likes to tell me cuz it's a rather good one. Even if it does make me cringe.
So........ I have a thing agains nicknames not being related to the actual name. Bill- William(Weasley), Dick-Richard, so on and so forth type of stuff. I asked... Get this. "How do you get Dick from Richard?" Her answer? "You ask." If it goes over you're head you're fine. Don't think to hard about it. If you do understand. I'm either sorry if you cringed, or not if you like it. Now my little minions-of-evil. Go! Fly! Torture the masses with bad jokes!

Okay real talk if you actually do read these. I'm sorry. I ramble... a lot.... and make almost no sense when I do. Also (insert famous Youtuber)I 'll see you in the next video. Bye-bye! (Waves hand)

~DS35
(I was bored. And I watched a lot of Markiplier and Jacksepticeye.)