Graphic designers, take a seat, grab a cup of tea and come in and find yo self.
This is the book to end all "types of people" books. 🐸☕
Warning: If you don't have a sense of humour, here's the door. 🚪 EXIT.
The masses have cried out. The contest designers must be put to death.
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Before we get this party started, I've got a QOTD for you. That's the question of the day, noobs.
QOTD: What's the thing that irritates you the most about some cover shops?
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In this essay, I will be talking about the rotten underbelly of the graphic design community of wattpad. No, not the aesthetic designers but the CONTESTS designers.
Like everything in life, the contest designers consist of two groups:
The designers who participate in contests.
and
The designers who host contests.
If I were to choose to annihilate the evilest, I would choose the latter.
And like throughout this satirical shitpo-I mean book, I'm obviously talking about the extremities of both groups.
Okay, I'll stop using my educated voice because none of the contest designer's can understand what I've said.
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90% of people reading this are raging inside but I assure you, read to the end, then re-read again and you'll find all the jokes clever ;)
SO, what exactly on earth is Kermit talking about today?
WELL, If it weren't for the fact contest designers on wattpad couldn't host a contest properly, I would be sipping tea, making graphics but instead, I'm writing this.
Unpopular Opinion: If you're still an amateur, no noob (there's actually a difference lol), at 'graphicing' and your contest book cover look's like a cat's vomit - 5 fonts all over the place, pixellated/deep fried background, demonic loli - you shouldn't be allowed to host a contest.
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