How Can You Survive Life?

Author's Note

And that's the end of the story! If you didn't read the tags, you probably think I'm an illiterate half-wit by now, but I digress; I didn't exactly make it too clear.

If you got this far, you deserve an explanation. In my third grade class, we had "creative writing" time, which resulted in stories like this being created. Do I regret this? No. In fact, this story was pretty popular in my class, since we had options to share.

Another fact, we did a segment about the word "said" and it's overuse in our writing. We had to change five "saids" in our composition books to something else. I was the only one to have a mere two offences.

This story also helped kickstart my love for writing.

All in all, I know this story is lacking in many areas, so I do not mind ridicule for this. The whole reason I put this on Wattpad was to kind of make fun of myself, and I also thought you guys would like it.

I want to set some things straight, as well.
1. That is where the story ends, as I had finished third grade.
2. I did copy this all letter for letter, even chapter five.
3. Josh Magic is a knock off Josh Mankey.
4. Carter is taken from Princess Protection Program.
5. I will answer further questions in the comments if there are any.

One last note: thanks for sticking until the end, I know it's hard to read this. I have more stories in my creative writing book, and if asked for, I will make a compilation book of all the rest. How Can You Survive Life? is my longest and favourited one.