What up bitches it's me your suga daddy;) I've spent most of my life making girls pregnant. If you ask me how many girls I've fucked I'd say over a thousand because no one can get enough of this hot thang *Namjoon's voice* SUGA YOU FKN LAIR*
STFU dad no one asked you go and shove your tiny asf dick up mums nose you wrinkly old fart *pulls middle finger*
Back to what I was saying I've fucked over a thousand girls and sadly out of all thoughs hoes I've fucked I got four ugly asf girls pregnant which left me with four little fucks The worse thing is they all left me because I'm a broke ass crusty lil toenail, Stupid ass gold diggers!
I'm 34 years old and my first asshole as child got birthed when I was 16, that lil asshole is a dumb girl named J-hope (the "p" Is silent) I named her after her hoe ass mother and ddaeng J-hope is annoying asf, probably my least fave child.(definitely smthn wrong with her but she gets that from her mom)
My second oldest child is Jiminiepabo. He is the the spitting image of his sexy, attractive, jaw dropping, eye rolling, big dicked, handsome mother fucking daddy. Probs the only child I am proud of because I know he's not a virgin;)
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My third eldest son is Taehyung but we call him V after his mothers vagina. V is a shy, quiet, alien kid and half of the time I don't even know where he is, probs playing outside with the neighbours little kid, what a loser I am so ashamed of him smh.
My youngest asshole son is Jeonguk but we sometimes call him Jungcock. He is a salty little brat sometimes I wanna cut his balls off and shove it down his throat so he doesn't fucking talk back. He annoys the living shit out of me. He always bullies his brothers and hates his sister with a burning passion just because she hugs and kisses him 24/7.
*flashback*
*Seokjins voice* SUGA GO TAKE THE FKN RUBBISH OUT! * *I'M BUSY TAKING JUNGCOCKS DIAPER OF SO FCK OFF".
Even though he is fkn 12 years old Or smthn, this asshole has some shitty problems . Wow this shit smells nice. "DAD SHUT UP THAT WAS OUR SECRET" Jungcock whispers loudly. "Hurry the fck up and wipe my ass already you big bum." "OW DAD YOUR PULLING MY BALLS!!! "
A/N thank you for reading this chapter, hope you enjoyed it:) The " Wow this shit smells nice" Part was inspiration from a small boy who claimed to be five AND A HALF years old and randomly said we smelled nice so like ye
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