Guess what..... I just fucked 17 girls today.
My grandpa and grandma always say I shouldn't follow in my fathers foot steps but I aspire to fathers level of sexiness. I love father soo much. Everyone should know that I am fathers favourite.
*J-hope's voice* I am dad's favourite you bum!
*Jimin's voice* YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I AM DAD'S FAVE. *
J-hope's voice* well have you ever sucked his dick?
*Jimin's voice* noooo..... Maybe.
*J-hope's voice* Ewwwww!!! I was joking.
*Jimin's voice* stop lying we all know you lost your virginity to dad.
*J-hope leaves the room*
*Jimin's voice* DON'T COME IN MY ROOM eVER AGAIN YOU FAGGOT.
I hate all my family memebers especially grandpa Namjoon. The old guy thinks I'm jamless, what a dick.
But out of all my family I love grandma Jin and Suga daddy.
J-hope is my enemy and we fight 24/7 but deep down inside her heartu I know she loves me.
*J-hope's voice* Oh I love you baby bro your such sweetie
*Jimin's voice* COULD YOU STOP FUCKING EAVESDROPPING YOU FULTHY PieCE OF TRASH!
*Five minutes straight, of silence later*
As I was saying J-hope obviously loves me. V is never in my way but he recently found a free piglet, and it is with him all the time. It annoys the shit out of me. Someday when it is old and full of meat, I am gonna roast it and eat it. V will then go back to being lonley but oh well I dont give any fucks at all.
Jungkocky is a little asshole who doesn't know when to stop talking. He thinks he is a little smarty ass but in reality he is an extreme dumbass.
*Jeon jung guk's voice* STOP LYING AND STFU!
*Jimin's voice* would you just go the fuck away!
A/N
Thanks for reading this chapter and I hope you enjoy the rest of them aswell.
