grandpa Joon's intro

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*weird hentai noises*
*Jin's voice* WHAT The FUCK ARE YOU WAtcHING JOONIE?! *Namjoon exits out of hentai and quickly puts on The Simpsons.
It's just The Simpsons honey!

*Jin walks in from the next room* Well then switch it off we don't want any of our grandkids too start watching that aswell.

*Namjoons voice* what else are they watching? *Jin's voice* The other week I walked in on little Jungcock watching porn intensly. *Namjoon whispers to himself* about time he grew up. *Jin's voice* What?! *Namjoon's voice* oh ah I I s-said um. Ew at such a young age too. *Jin's voice* And thats not it I found J-hope moaning in her room to a documentary of the reproduction system of flys. FLYS! It should  have been atleast bees of something. I had to see a close up of the ugly fly face and other parts.

*Namjoon's voice* Jungcock did better.
*Jin's voice* Don't say that! *Jin walks out of the room*

*Namjoon's voice* what a shit family I had to be in. Suga's a piece of shit, Jungcock's a piece of shit, J-hope's a big piece of shit, Jimin's a jamless piece of shit, V's a little dodgy piece of shit, his pig is a fat slice of bacon shit and Jin is just a wide hole that I use for satisfication and a babysitter shit.

Hentai is some good shit though. Without it life would be complete shit.

(A/N)
Hope you enjoyed, thanks.

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