V: How's your day my love?
Unknown: *silence*
V: I bet it was amazing because you slept the whole day.
Unknown: *more silence*
V: *sighs heavily* your are so lucky you were not born into a geneticaly crack addicted family.
Unknown: *still silent*
V: are you hungry? I am. I'll go getsome food.
*Jungcocks voice* STFU YOU LONELY ASSHOLE!
*V's voice* I am not lonely I have precious Baekhyun with me. *Jungcocks voice* That ugly little warthog? *V's voice* Correction it is actually a pig. Get your facts right. *Jungcock leaves*
*Pig noises* Translation= What a hopless asshole just leaving like that.
*Grandma Jin enters room* I brought food.
Bacon sandwiches! Beakhyun can have some bacon strips.
*V's voice* you can't give bacon to a pig that's canabalism.
*Beakhyun oinks* Translation= So? Either way this is delicious.
A/N
Thanks for reading this bangtan crack shit. Hope you enjoyed it! :)
