Big sis j-hope's intro

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I'm am your hope I'm your an- *junkook's voice*
"Shut the shit up no one fkn cares if your a angel go suck dad's dick you asshole!!! And also your not an angel your a demon!"

*J-hope sweet voice* Jeon jungkook sweetie it's ok to be jealous because your not as angelic as me but please dont take your anger out on other people. Thank you baby bro

*jungkock's voice* you disgust me *slams door*.

*J-hope's voice* Isn't he such a cutie. Anyways back to what I was saying . I'm your hope I'm your angel I'm J-HOOOPE

Ima 18yr old girl and I'm going to graduate from highschool *squeels*.

My whole family is addicted to crack but I'm probs the least addicted

*Suga's voice* Shut up your the most addicted thats why your so hyper I should have named you J-hype.

*J-hope's voice* dad I heard from grandma that your a male stripper but remember your only mine

*Suga's voice* WTF J-hope your my fkn daughter.

*Jhope stands up, walks to Suga and whispers in his ear* "I love you daddy "

*Sneak peak into Suga's brain* 

Brain cell 1: you haven't done it in a while.

Brain cell 16: that's not a good choice

Brain cell 69;): JUST DO IT.

Brain cell 2875: no don't do it. Do you realize how messed up this family would be if the kids biological grandfather is also it's biological father.

*All brain cells (except brain cell 69): true.
Brain cell 69;): use a condom.

Brain cell 115: what if it breaks.

Brain cell 472: not like his dick is that big.

Brain cell 69;): so just doooo it!

*Suga's voice* I agree with 69;).

*J-hope's voice* What are you talking about daddy

*Suga's voice* go to your room.

*Brain cell 69;): wait for me there;)

*J-hope sweet voice* "I love my family.... Exept for Jimin. I dislike him because he might steal daddy". *Walks off happily*

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