Warnings: Mentions of sex, smutty, nudity, swearing, lotsa kissing :D
Backstory: 6 years ago, you fought the god of mischief in the attack of New York as an Avenger. You've had many more occurrences where you kick his butt but this time, everything is different. He seeks you out with a strange request which ended with him getting saucy wit it.
based off this clip ↟↟
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You quietly hummed to the beat of the funky music. Your thin frame glasses rested on your nose as your eyes read the words on the page. Tony was hosting a rather loud party from downstairs and the music was blasting through to your room above. You weren't in the mood for drinking and partying but you were fine with spending a night reading your favourite books. A soft knock broke your concentration as you hopped off the bed. You slowly opened the door before you froze in place.
"Hello dear." His voice was deep and sinister, as it always was.
"What are you doing here?" You tried to make your voice intimidating but your fear was evident. He chuckled before breaking his dark eye contact.
"Not joining the party?" He asked, his frame relaxing a little.
"Loki, what are you doing here?"
"Listen, I don't mean any harm to you-" You cut him off, grabbing him by the collar arm and dragging him inside. You pushed him against the wall, closing the door to avoid suspicion from any passing guests.
"You're a little forward." He breathed as your face got more irritated by the second.
"I'm not going to ask you again, Loki. Why are you here?" A sharp knife extracted from your sleeve, threatening his neck. He gulped as his smug expression dropped. "Ok, listen I just need to take a shower."
"Excuse me?"
"I've been hiding for months Y/N, you're the least likely to kill me right on the spot. I just need to clean up."
"What kind of a request is that? Do I look like I was born yesterday?" "Ok, I'm in a secure facility with hundreds of armed people, including the Avengers. I don't think I would try anything stupid." He closed his eyes, wishing you would believe him.
"And yet here you are. How did you even get in here?"
"I have my ways darling."
"Annnd, I don't trust you again." You rolled your eyes.
"No, no wait! Please Y/N, I just want a shower, a bath, something! I've been craving cleanliness for months!" He pleaded with despair in his eyes. You eyed his grubby state and whiffed his scent. He did smell quite foul, his deep musky cologne was still pleasing your nostrils though.
"I can't believe I'm about to do this..." You released your grip on him and the knife retracted back into your sleeve. He sighed relief like the dramatic god he is.
"Try anything stupid and you're done mister." You threatened before leading him into your bathroom. Loki just shrugged and gave a small nod.
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