Avengers Imagines/One shots/Preferences (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

Sam Wilson x Reader | Bake a Cake

Word count: 882

Warnings: none

Backstory: Do you love eating? Do you love cake? Do you know how to bake a cake? Well neither does Sam, but you're going to try anyways.

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Sitting at the kitchen table, you continued to swipe through your phone, torturing yourself. Sighing for the 100th time, Sam had had enough.

"Oh my god can you not? What's the matter?" He grumbled, putting his phone down. You sighed another time, causing him to put his hands on his head, annoyed.

"WHAT IS WRONG? WHY DO YOU KEEP SIGHING? STOP." Sam stood up, walking over to you. You were a little startled at his lack of patience and turned your phone to show him. It displayed tons of different cakes, each decorated with a unique, tasty design.

"That's what's got you down?" He groaned, rolling his eyes at you.

"I'm so hungry." You put your head on the countertop.

"Then go buy a cake!"

"The nearest cake shop is 40km away." You whined.

"Then get uber eats or something."

"Sam, we live in the Avengers Facility. Do you know how hard it's going to be to get the delivery guy past security? I don't wanna put them through that!"

"Well then bake a bloody cake! Just stop complaining, you're irritating me." Sam waved his arms about crazily.

"...I don't know how to bake." You said softly.

"OH MY GOD FINE! I'LL HELP YOU MAKE A STUPID CAKE." Sam pulled you up.

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The two of you had already made a mess pulling out all the ingredients you needed. There were pots and pans scattered across the floor and unnecessary ingredients lined on the bench top. Without the assistance of an online recipe or cook book, because Sam was being cocky and said he knew how to make a hella good cake, you both got to work.

You both wore cute lil aprons and chef hats as you began mixing ingredients and making a mess. There was flour and sugar poured across the counter. Sam had started melting some chocolate and spilt some over the floor as he was bringing it to the mixture. You had accidentally knocked in a whole lot of some ingredient, you couldn't tell what it was. Sam put in way too many eggs and you fear that you were going to get salmonella. You were just throwing in random things like marshmallows and sprinkles while sam whipped up some icing. He coloured it red but added green by accident, making it a yucky vomit colour. He oozed the yucky icing onto the cake before you added another layer, and then another, and then another. 

You ended up making way too many layers as the cake continued to pile up. It hadn't even gone in the oven yet. You weren't sure why Sam had added the frosting before you cooked the cake but he assured you that he knew what he was doing. You tried to put the cake into the oven but tripped over a rolling pin and dropped half of it. Sam helped you up and just slapped the broken cake on top. 

"Everything will be fine, trust me." Sam pushed the cake into the oven and stood in the middle of the destroyed kitchen.

Everything was not ok. Half way through the baking, the cake had risen so much that it was touching the top of the oven and caught fire. You screamed as Sam took out the burning cake and bounced on his toes. He was waving it around the room, unsure what to do. Then, the fire alarm went off. Because you lived in the Avengers Facility, everything was 1000x more intense. The sirens were deafening and there were red blinking lights. AI's sounded in the building, screaming, "FIRE! FIRE!". Sam and you just continued to scream at the cake while it burnt to a crisp.

You flailed your arms around, knocking off jars and bowls as they smashed on the floor. Sam dropped the cake on the floor and ran off to get the fire extinguisher. Dumb move, the fire caught onto the mess that was splattered all over the floor. You screamed as the fire reached up your legs.

Just then, Steve, Natasha and Bucky walked in all merrily until they heard the loud blaring and red flashing lights. They saw you and immediately came over to help. Nat was slappping your legs with hand towels screaming, "STOP DROP AND ROLL!" while Bucky tried extinguishing the fire with the tap. Steve was stomping out the fire but that was no help. Then in an amazing, slo-mo scene, Sam skidded into view, gripping onto a bright red fire extinguisher. Everyone's eyes widened as he got ready to spray you down. He pressed down the pin and went to town.

Everyone was covered in fluffy white cream, except Sam of course. You guys looked like giant snow-men. Good news was, the fire was out, bad news was, everyone and the kitchen was a big mess. Bucky spat off cream and huffed. Steve angrily wiped his face while Natasha wiped herself with a cloth. You were frozen still.

"So... does anyone want cake?" Sam asked sheepishly. From all the dirty looks he was getting from the other team mates, he took that as a no. They al began to walk out the kitchen, you being the last got the worst luck. You slipped on the cream and fell face first into your burnt cake. Everyone was struggling to keep back their laughter but you cried. You cried into your monster of a cake.

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17/2/19