I Have Really Weird Conversations

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So I was having a conversation with my friend Kieran and it was really weird.

My messages will be in bold and his will be in bold italic.

So here we go.....,

Do you have any jokes or puns I could use in my joke book on wattpad?

Yes some but there not that eggcelent.

Anymore? x

Oh fork off!

Oh b***h please if ur gunna insult me do it properly!

That's a pun...

I know I was being silly DUH!

It's knife that you understand.

Facepalm!

I have some more grape puns, come lettuce sit down and talk about them.

Ok I will admit this probably isn't that funny but it made me groan so yeah.

So this is dedicated to Kieran who doesn't have a wattpad account but still.

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And if you have any jokes/puns that u want me to put in PM me with them and u will be mentioned and get a dedication.

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