Hi i'm dp and i've been sent on a quest to get a quest to save this goddess or something... i'm really hungry right now too... soo this should be very interesting...
(Dp): WHAT IS WITH THIS PLACE
"I think were here"
(Dp): I'm SOOO LOST WHAT THE HECK!
"I think WE're HERE"
[he only responds to proper grammar.]
(Dp): YAY! we're HERE!!!!
*Scene changes*
THE QUEEN: Hello Mercenary I've been expecting you
"she's talking to us right?"
[ we're the good guys right?]
(Dp): ya got any food? i'm starving... I could really use a chimichanga about now... or something like that...
THE QUEEN: Mercenary we are here to talk business and then you may feast.
"YAY FOOD"
[I bet it's not the same...]
(Dp): okay lady lay out what "mission" you got for me... and why you didn't just do it yourself... I mean you literally summoned me from another universe.... soooo
THE QUEEN: I need you to dispatch of a powerful entity who has plagued the land... someone soo horrid that she caused the death of my husband... *weeps*
"soo we gonna ice a bish?"
[ soo much for trying to not kill anyone...]
(Dp): Wait wait wait... You want me to kill her?
THE QUEEN: precisely.
(Dp): what's my reward?
THE QUEEN: Fame throughout the land... tons of gold that you can use in your own universe and plenty of damsels of your choice... just bring me her head I can't take the thought of having a horrid beast out there destroying my wonderful land.
(Dp): Say no more... -.- i'm on it
[we don't even know our way around...]
"LEt's FEAST!"
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The Goddess, The Knight, And the Mercenary
FanfictionI don't own any rights to this character, A look inside of the Merc's head as he dreams of his long lost princess in the land of... Monty python?!!? WAIT... oops... I mean..... A KNights life sorta.... the off brand cool guy.... and many other awe...
