Hey guys it's me dp again! tell me what you think of the story soo far! it's about to get way more intense... ;-; don't cry.... just kidding why would you cry? I mean unless you're listening to sad songs while reading this... because I am *cries* .
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(Dp): we're lost again...
[yup..]
"NO DUH"
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The Knight: ENSLAVE THESE WRETCHES HOW DARE THEY REVOLT AGAINST THEIR OWN QUEEN!
*shouts of cries and pointless slaughter fills the air.. the stench of blood covers the landscape*
The Princess of the forest: HOW DARE YOu! WE FOUGHT FOR THIS LAND HOW COULD YOU!
The Knight: It was just a fantasy you believed there's no such thing as fairy tail's.
The Princess of the forest: But... I loved you.....
The Knight: And I used you and now your people suffer what are you going to do about it? it's your fault you let your needs get ahead of your mind...
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(Dp): well we're back to square one... let's head back.... maybe we can get better directions or something... Maybe they have google maps? ...
[Google maps? here? how stupid are you?]
"WOrth a TRY!"
(Dp): how come travelling has to be soo hard? ugh the river ran dry... and all these pesky mosquitoes are NOT HELPING.... i'm heading back this is bullsh*T
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The Knight: My Queen I Took back the land in which the chief lost are you proud of me?
The Queen: ah yes my child you have done great deeds you are now ready for the major conquest now it's time for you to get the Goddess and bring her to her knees...
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(Dp): ... what happened here.... where's everyone?
"maybe they took a vacation from the story?"
[oh no... it's the princesses necklace... LOOK they stole the ointments and THEY TOOK EVERYTHING!]
*sees dead bodies....* ....
(Dp): oh no... I shouldn't have left.... I knew something bad was gonna happen....
The princess of the forest: RUN SAVE YOURSELF! before it's too late.... get ... get to the goddess... and promise me you won't give up..... restore the land.... please......
(Dp): what's wrong princess what happened?!
The princess of the forest: It's all my fault... I trusted him... he took everything from us... I was weak.. i'm i'm soo sorry I never knew this all would happen I just.... *cries*
(Dp): it's not your fault Look princess... Shit happens... you gotta own it and move on.... sometimes it looks like the end of the world... but that's just the beginning of a better story...
"FINALLY YOU UNCENSOR IT"
[About time...]
The princess of the forest: my story is done here.... i'm sorry...
(Dp): NO WAIT!!
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The Knight: Soldiers keep a post out watch out for me don't let anyone come near here at all act as if your life depended on it... because it does *glares*
*Knights: SIR YES SIR
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(Dp): I can't... believe... why'd she do that... what made her want destroy herself that much....
"Cries... I can't believe she did that...."
[ guys...]
"NO she just...."
Princess of the forest:... uh guys... i'm still here... I just... had to.... give up my powers... he made me promise that right before we.... ugh... yeah...
(Dp): ..... oh soo that wasn't a weird transformation thing where you like disappear forever?
Princess of the forest: nope...
*guards arrive SURRENDER MERCENARY YOU HAVE DISOBEYED THE QUEEN*
(Dp): BRing it on *slices through them* RUN PRINCESS!
The princess of the forest: AHhhhhh Deadpool HELP!!!!!!!! *gets carried away by the guards*
*Guards FORM A WALL AROUND HIM MADE SURE HE CANNOT ESCAPE TILL WE SUBDUE HIM!*
(Dp): PRINCESS!! *slices through guards with ease*
*guards KEEP ATTACKING!
The princess of the forest: *Breaks free DEADPOOL!!!!!!!!!!
*arrows fly at deadpool*
(Dp): PRINCESS NO!!!!!
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The Goddess, The Knight, And the Mercenary
FanfictionI don't own any rights to this character, A look inside of the Merc's head as he dreams of his long lost princess in the land of... Monty python?!!? WAIT... oops... I mean..... A KNights life sorta.... the off brand cool guy.... and many other awe...
