Oh hello there dear reader I can see that if you got through the first cringey stories that you're gonna wanna read all the way through? well no worries this story should just get better and better as we go Good luck ~ Dp
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(Dp): Oof i'm Stuffed... I shouldn't have ate that much...
"I told you we should have kept some for the road.. "
[we gotta focus the queen just kicked us out... how are we gonna get back home?]
(Dp): *Glares at the white box*
"*glares at the white box* WHO CARES it WAS BORING THERE"
[touche]
(Dp): okay okay soo we have to find this Goddess.. I Don't even know what she looks like!
*Bumps into a huge guy holding a club*
Big guy: OUT OF THE WAY MIDGET
"OH NO HE DIDN't"
[Yeaaahh... he did... looks like this isn't gonna end well...]
(Dp): *Cough Cough* Excuse me? I was wondering if you know the way to the goddess... of the mountain or something like that I can't ever remember those things...
Big guy: HAHAHAHAHAH YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT!?
(Dp) *squints* the way to the Goddess -.-
Big guy: you're out of your mind it's a path that's soo challenging it's suicide NO MAN HAS EVER SUCCEEDED IN BRINGING HER BACK YOU Buffon!
(Dp): we'll see about that minitaur breath
Big guy: Move out of my way or get destroyed *slams club in hand*
(Dp): you're gonna have to do better than that to worry me
"yeah you overgrown sasquatch!"
[guys... we're not alone...]
(Dp): *looks around.. oh.. MOTHER F***ER
"STOP CENSORING MY LANGUAGE YOU MOTHER F*****"
[It's getting annoying..]
Big guy: Are you ready to die??
(Dp): ... You have No Idea....
*Huge Army steps forward with their chief laughing*
Chief: this guy is amusing! WHAT IS HE WEARING??? *uncontrollable laughing*
Big guy: my chief this maniac wants to find the goddess
Chief: ... *Stops laughing* He what?
Big guy: he wants to find the goddess...
(Dp): guys.. this is my dialog time... soo like... speed it up... cause I gotta get to the goodies in the next chapters!
"what goodies?"
[yeah he is a maniac]
Chief: What is your name...
(Dp): Just Call me Deadpool -.O
Chief: HAH MORE LIKE DEADFOOL
"did he just.."
[let's kill him..]
Big guy: *swings club smashing through a tree*
(Dp): *dodges* MISSED ME MISSED ME! NO YOU GOTTA! --..........
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The Goddess, The Knight, And the Mercenary
FanfictionI don't own any rights to this character, A look inside of the Merc's head as he dreams of his long lost princess in the land of... Monty python?!!? WAIT... oops... I mean..... A KNights life sorta.... the off brand cool guy.... and many other awe...
