White box = [ ]
Yellow Box = " "
Deadpool = (DP)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww LEt's GET READY TO RUMBL.... .*Splat*
(DP): I hate these writers... erughgh... what the f*ck just happened...
"HAHA YOU JUST GOT SLAM DUNKED"
[ Can I reside somewhere else other than here?]
(DP):... erugh this looks like some... old eeky place..... look at all these old stone structures.... I wonder if they still got chimichangas?
"WE NEED FOODDDDDDDD"
[Maybe we should Look around?]
(DP): Right... all of these places seem to have some weird old guy giving you quest right?... *Glares at author*.... Right? -_-
"Look it's the old dude!"
[ Ask him what happened]
(DP): HEY OLD DUDE!
"that was soo impolite"
[Bad impression...]
Old dude: Traveler... Do you know why the gods hath brought you here?
"did he just say hath??!?!? HAHAHAHAH hath tagg this mother f*****)
[Destiny is usually what this is about..]
(Dp): yeah I remember I was bored outta my mind... OOOO THIS IS BECAUSE OF THE VIDEO GAMES i've BEEN PLAYING RIGHT!?!?..
Old Dude: no.. you were sent here to save a goddess of unimaginable power her destiny now intertwines with yours you must go to the castle of the abyss.... you must venture throughout the land and brave wilderness that was made to eat men alive... You must accept the quest the Queen has for you... and you must travel fast... your life and hers depends on it... Just remember ... if you die here... you die forever.....
"HAH QUEST!"
[we can't die..]
(Dp): Yeah yeah I got an Idea.... * turns back through the pages of the fanfic* OOOOOOOOOO The Knight? huh... let's see what we can do with this... hmmmm.... okay mhm.... ALL CAUGHT UP!
Old Man: hurry traveler you have only a limited time her soo you must act fast!
(Dp): I got no clue where to go except that spooky forest....
"YOLO"
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The Goddess, The Knight, And the Mercenary
FanfictionI don't own any rights to this character, A look inside of the Merc's head as he dreams of his long lost princess in the land of... Monty python?!!? WAIT... oops... I mean..... A KNights life sorta.... the off brand cool guy.... and many other awe...
