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Deadpool: OH CRAP WHO IS THAT UGLY ASS MOTHER F*CKER
The Goddess: It's THE QUEENS DEMONIC MUTATED FREAK OF NATURE PETS NOW RUN!
Deadpool: I can't FEEL MY LEGS!! GO ON!!! i WIILLLL FINDDD YOUUU!!!!!!
The Goddess: *slaps deadpool across the Face* NO TIME FOR JOKES!
Deadpool: but...
The Goddess: NO
The Knight: Fear not Goddess! I will save you from these wretched beast!
The DMFONP: WHO ARe YOU CALllING WRetches!!!?
Deadpool: your mom.. now deal with it and cash me ousside how bow dah
The Goddess: don't fight them! they'll kill you!
Deadpool: I bet not! Plusss.... they wanna kill him now because he insulted them!
*whacks Deadpool into the cave*
The Knight: ... it is pretty true.... your mothers were quite ugly...
*Whacks the knight back into a house*
The Goddess: ... AH *runs..* YOU CAN NEVER COUNT ON MEN!!!
The DMFONP: DOn't RUN GoddESss WE will ONLY KILl YOU!
Deadpool: you're gonna have to kill me first you oversize alien predator mashup!
*Grabs deadpool*
The DMFONP: With PLEASUre!
Deadpool: pulls out huge gun SUCK ON THIS BITCHES!!!!
*KABOOM!*
The DMFONP: HE KILLED ONE OF OUR BroTHers! DeessTrRroooyyy HIiimm!!!!
The Knight: *gets up* see's the Goddess... Now's my chance... *Runs over and pulls her onto the horse*
Deadpool: Bring it on... DANCE FIGHT!
The DMFONP: only if we DAnnnceee ON Youurrr GRAaaveee!!
Deadpool: that's a little dark....
The DMFONP: END HIM!
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The Goddess: i'm sorry I was confused
The Knight: don't Even talk to me about this you disobeyed me...
The Goddess: but he said you were bad
The Knight: and that I AM!
The Goddess: What are you doing!
*ties her up*
The Goddess: DEADPOOL!! HELP!!!!
*Meanwhile*
The DMFONP: HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE SMASH YOU INTO A PULP!!!
Deadpool: as Maaaaannnyyy oof... times... *hiccup* as your mom Smashed the *hiccup* ugly... ass Godzilla From the off brodway production....
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The Goddess, The Knight, And the Mercenary
FanfictionI don't own any rights to this character, A look inside of the Merc's head as he dreams of his long lost princess in the land of... Monty python?!!? WAIT... oops... I mean..... A KNights life sorta.... the off brand cool guy.... and many other awe...
