a boppin' story for all you fellow five year olds out there who just need motivation from all them haters hatin' on their slimies.
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this is a story about clarence the dust bunny and his mission of stealing the jibber jabbers green eggs and ham. he is a very gifted bunny. he lives under my bed. he's half french half australian. he is very beautiful. but sadly i do not have any pictures of his fluffiness. he doesn't enjoy pictures so i just don't take pictures of him. but he's really buff and he's grey and he works out a lot at the gym run by the lemonheads. he also stands on his back two paws because he is one special snowflake.
i love him so very much. he protects me from the evil jibber jabbers that make their way into my room. he hired the cinnabunnies to protect me when he's gone, but in my opinion they don't do a very good job.
the jibber jabbers are ruled by their king who's prized possession is his green eggs and ham. the jibber jabbers are really mean. i think they wanna eat me. but they get mad that my bed is so high up. it is really hard for them to clime up. but it's an easy breezy for clarence. one day i got a piccy wiccy of a jibber jabber. i don't think he would be very happy if he knew i had it but if he has an ish he can take it to clarence and i'm sure clarence will deal with it.
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sometimes the cinnabunnies are mean to me too, but i threaten them that if they keep being mean to me that i will lick their frosting right off their tiny weenie heads. and i'll tell clarence and he will eat them. i'd eat them too but i'd feel bad.
well i guess that is all you really need to know about the fam bam for now. stay tuned for some more jawdropping content.
don't forget to beware the jibber jabbers. they will eat you if you don't spray them with a green monster spray. always keep one on hand. you will really regret it if you don't. i know from experience. they are evil beings. if they make it in your bed, dropkick them. they might leave after that but no promises.
good luck dudies. read some more later if you want i guess or if you are bored and need some educating lessons about the fellow jibber jabbers.
