the cinnabunnies are sort of my friends. i don't know. sometimes they are funny. but sometimes i want to squish their ugly little rolly-polly bodies. they are such jerks sometimes. every once and a while i throw one into my neighbor, birdman's, lawn. i hate him almost as much as i hate the jibber jabbers.
the cinnabunnies make new cinnababies really quickly. it does not take a lot of time for their dough to rise and it is becoming too much. there are at least 60 cinnabunnies inhabiting the depths of my closet and they are getting in the way of my shoes and i am not enjoying it. if there are this many cinnabunnies living here they better be keeping all of the jibber jabbers out of my space. the jibber jabbers are definitely not welcomed here. they can get the fudgies out of here before i have clarence smash their pea sized brains and then feed them to birdman's dog.
clarence is home at the moment but i'm not sure about how long he'll be staying for, before he devises another brilliant clarency the man-dude plan to steal the green eggs and ham and to slay the nasty beast that is king jibber jabber. although it's kind of hard for clarences plans to follow through since he leaves tiny dust piles wherever he goes.
clarence is currently reorganizing all my shoes cause some rude ugly little butt maggots like to mess up the order of my shoes and that is not acceptable in this kingdom. i wonder who they could be. OH. nevermind. it's the ugly fishface cinnabunnies that are taking over my mcfreaking room. i'd like them to move out but, clarence says that they can't, in order for me to be safe from the jibber jabbers while i sleep. i think he should try and hire some new employees cause these ones are not working out.
earlier today i made a bagel and i put it down and guess what? the stupid little ugly buttface weiners stole it. i still don't know where it is and i'm going to assume that they ate it. i'm not very happy about that. i was looking foreward to my bagel break with the bagel boys. i hope one of them choked on my bagel and died.
another stupid cinnabunny climbed up my ladder an onto my precious bed. are you aware of how rude that is? guess what? i threw his ugly prickly spicy big butt off my bed.
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Paranormala boppin' story for all you fellow five year olds out there who just need motivation from all them haters hatin' on their slimies. #hatersbackoff #noquestionsequalsnoanswers
